Donald who? Never heard of him! Nope, definitely not seeing a nonstop flood of terrifying news stories and social media posts about anyone going by that name. The only thing I'm seeing is good, nice jokes that have nothing to do with the current President of the United States!
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film concept: jeff goldblum and stanley tucci own a restaurant and are also husbands. http://pic.twitter.com/sM9MTbq2LD
-- tylerbu//y (@tylerfbradley) May 29, 2017
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'Louise' has the best reason for closing her shop I've seen in a long time. http://pic.twitter.com/99l68ftcBG
-- Rae Earl (@RaeEarl) May 27, 2017
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This negative review of that new Beetlejuice-themed bar in Hollywood makes me want to live there. http://pic.twitter.com/DHWDX2ZOCX
-- Mike Dougherty (@Mike_Doc) June 1, 2017
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me: [wakes up]
-- Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) May 24, 2017
dog: [wakes up]
me: [stretches]
dog: [stretches]
me: [reads internet for hours, is stressed and worried]
dog: [is happy]
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homie just started napping mid-fix on our internet http://pic.twitter.com/S8ahpUkM8K
-- pɐǝpuᴉɐɹq (@braindeadf) May 22, 2017
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I CANT BELIEVE THIS JUST HAPPENED TO ME IM SCREAMING http://pic.twitter.com/TiDD8NoFi8
-- Stephne Tate (@quailtea) May 26, 2017
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Offline Twitter. http://pic.twitter.com/P9yCjjQvXH
-- Charles Adkins (@AskCharlesA) May 27, 2017
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Keep up the good work, Wisconsin. http://pic.twitter.com/Nm4bMh5eG1
-- stefan (@boring_as_heck) May 30, 2017
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I'm gonna be thinking about this for months http://pic.twitter.com/eyKkBFpmFd
-- Damn☆ちゃん✨ (@YareYareZawa) May 23, 2017
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THE PIKACHU REACHED OUT TO PET MY HEAD?????? IM NO SURE WHY BUT I ACCEPTED IT http://pic.twitter.com/r8vM9420z6
-- Muscle Friend@AX (@destroyfrog) May 29, 2017
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gotta make friends somehow http://pic.twitter.com/VjCvDXmobe
-- ross longnoodle (@RLongano) November 14, 2016
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Amazing - overheard at Whole Foods. "Um, I need to read the numbers on the barcode aloud to you. I don't want any lasers touching my food."
-- Lauren Dobson-Hughes (@ldobsonhughes) August 7, 2015
from CollegeHumor: Pictures http://ift.tt/2qSOiOd
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