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Write like your parents are dead. Tweet like your friends don't follow you.
-- erin whitehead (@girlwithatail) June 23, 2014
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I swear this is not a joke: my Lyft driver's name is Roobik and he drives a Nissan Cube. I am within Roobik's Cube
-- Adam Conover (@adamconover) June 27, 2017
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So I was cleaning and I knocked over some doll wigs and one fell onto this ditto.. and like, dayum girl, she workin this look #pokemon #pkmn http://pic.twitter.com/CF2McaIb8K
-- 💕SavannahFaerie💕 (@doodlefrog) June 26, 2017
4.
Wanna feel old? The Teen Moms are now just bad moms.
-- Sean O'Connor (@seanoconnz) June 27, 2017
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lol i'd never checked out LMFAO's full discography before http://pic.twitter.com/ghLCvJNbR9
-- thomas violence (@thomas_violence) June 26, 2017
6.
This milk is so far past its expiration date that I'm only going to have a small slice.
-- Mave (@MavenofHonor) November 5, 2013
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my favorite part of House Hunters is guessing how far off the divorce is
-- Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) June 27, 2017
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I'm happy for them. http://pic.twitter.com/NOW6wQSJX6
-- Jammin (@JamminMage) June 26, 2017
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FRIEND: What's your favorite underground band?
-- Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) September 14, 2016
ME: Hmm...The Beatles
FRIEND: They're not really considered underground
ME: Half of them are
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Look man if I was interested in having a lot of experiences I would not be buying a big ass bag of Doritos http://pic.twitter.com/QBQ2cN6rmk
-- Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) June 27, 2017
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Why is everyone a social justice warrior? Why didn't any of you choose a different class like social justice mage or social justice thief?
-- Tuxedo Mask Off (@RexTestarossa) March 10, 2017
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I need more friends who understand that I still want to be invited but I'm not going
-- Dumb Beezie (@dumbbeezie) June 20, 2017
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