On January 15th, HBO will be premiering the insanely fake sounding real show "Young Pope". It stars Jude Law as...a young pope. He must fulfill all the duties we've come to expect from old popes, but YOUNGER. Only time will tell if this show will actually be good, but in the meantime, let's just all make fun of it, shall we?
1.
Young Pope: "For our communion hymn, please turn to page 377: 'Treat You Better' by Shawn Mendes"
-- Peter Kelly (@PeterKelly25) January 5, 2017
2.
TEEN 1: Church is so boring.
-- Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) January 5, 2017
TEEN 2: It's so out of touch.
THE YOUNG POPE approaches pulpit: "Some...BODY once told me--"
TEENS: HOLY SHIT
Wow, just ahold of the opening scene for "Young Pope". This show sounds awesome. http://pic.twitter.com/fTnmeb1bQK
-- Jim Murtagh (@jamesmurtagh) January 4, 2017
3.
young pope: Take a hit of this k2
-- leon (@leyawn) December 7, 2016
nun: your holiness
young pope: its absolutely insane. you gotta try the spice
nun: please no
4.
hey now, you're a young pope
-- matt ◉ lubchansky (@Lubchansky) January 5, 2017
not an old pope
don't
age
5.
🎶i'm a bitch / i'm a lover / i'm the pope / only younger🎶
-- josh androsky (@ShutUpAndrosky) January 4, 2017
6.
The Young Pope sounds like the name of a fake show on 30 Rock.
-- Carlyra Erso (@carlylane) January 5, 2017
7.
GOD: A beer blast? In St. Peter's?
-- Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) January 5, 2017
YOUNG POPE: [playing guitar with frat band] On THIS rock I build MY church!
GOD: YOUNG POOOOOOOOPE!!!!
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[white smoke billows from the sistine chapel]
-- dan mentos (@DanMentos) January 6, 2017
cardinal: behold. a new pope has been chosen
young pope: it's not smoke it's vapor
9.
http://pic.twitter.com/tM2NZPD4kZ
-- Horse Washington (@stodgeoff) January 5, 2017
10.
nun: your holiness, we need you to
-- leon (@leyawn) December 7, 2016
young pope: do NOT bother me now sister (turning to computer) thank you popefan91 for the six month resub
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The plot twist in Young Pope is they keep cutting to this OLD pope in a black hat and we find out they're actually the same pope
-- Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) January 5, 2017
12.
COMING OUT OF MY CAGE
-- Helena Fitzgerald (@helfitzgerald) January 5, 2017
AND THE POPE IS SO YOUNG
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young pope: it's the pope but this time,,,,,,,,,,,, he's young, he's hip, he's trans, n he's an atheist
-- BRANDON WARDELL (@BRANDONWARDELL) January 5, 2017
14.
Young Pope: "I absolve you of your sins. As penance, you must say 5 Hail Marys and hit the dab."
-- Peter Kelly (@PeterKelly25) January 5, 2017
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CARDINAL (OLD): There can be no "half-pipe" in God's house!
-- Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) January 6, 2017
YOUNG POPE: [landing sick skateboard trick] Lighten up, Padre!
[CARDINAL faints]
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