100,000s of people are expected to join Women's March on Washington this Saturday to protest the incoming administration's regressive views on women, race, immigration, disability, LGBTQ+, and religious liberty. And as America is about to have a president who bragged about sexually assaulting women, women aren't gonna go quietly without firing back on Trump's home turf ... Twitter.
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Hey women let's all sync up our periods and wash away the GOP with a giant wave of blood
-- Sofiya Alexandra (@TheSofiya) January 6, 2017
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The respect with which Joe Biden and Obama talk about their wives, each others wives, and women in general, is a revelation.
-- Beth Newell (@bethnew) January 12, 2017
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If women are going to have to pay for funerals for their aborted fetuses the GOP should have to pay for funerals for women's aborted rights.
-- OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) December 2, 2016
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2015 ME: It's scary how the U.S. bullied its way into being "leader of the free world" by using nukes first.
-- Avery Edison (@aedison) November 28, 2016
2016 ME: You wanna see scary?
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Damn the Trump presidency is gonna be huge for the poster board and marker industries
-- Paige Weldon (@paigeweldon) January 18, 2017
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Remember when we said we couldn't have a female president because she might have mood swings that would endanger the world?
-- Jasmine Pierce (@jasminecomedy) January 6, 2017
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Donating my uterus to Paul Ryan as a sacrifice so he can just just punish one instead of millions
-- Mitra Jouhari (@tweetrajouhari) January 15, 2017
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I'm not sure Donald Trump is qualified to sit in an exit row on a plane
-- Megan Amram (@meganamram) January 11, 2017
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BEFORE THE ELECTION: I'm afraid that voicing support for Hillary will get me attacked
-- Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) November 29, 2016
NOW: *swabs "I'm With Her" on my face in period blood*
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game show where we ask repubs what women pee out of & if they get it wrong they give $1000 to Planned Parenthood & also never have sex again
-- Rebecca Caplan (@RabbiReba) December 20, 2016
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Sry I'm not crying I just have a fucking racist demagogue in my eye
-- Karen Chee (@karencheee) November 9, 2016
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"Don't be such a grammar Republican." - people in 50 years (if we make it).
-- Rhea Butcher (@RheaButcher) January 3, 2017
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i need to see a birth certificate to be sure Donald Trump was born and not summoned
-- Ziwe (@ziwe) January 8, 2017
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late at night, america pops open a bottle of racism, pours out a bit, swirls it and sniffs. "ah, 1935, an excellent year."
-- Alexis Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) November 23, 2016
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My new "hope you're doing well!" in emails is "can you fit me in your post Trump bunker? here's a to-scale photo of me"
-- Broti Gupta (@BrotiGupta) December 13, 2016
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Would you let Trump pee on you in exchange for him not being president
-- Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) January 11, 2017
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Say it with me: you can never ban abortion, you can only ban safe abortions.
-- Jess Tholmer (@tholmz) January 13, 2017
REPEAT FOREVER.
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Donald Trump won't say "radical white nationalists."
-- Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) November 11, 2016
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How many Trump cabinet picks does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. It's screwed no matter what.
-- Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) January 18, 2017
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Heartbroken thoughts:
-- Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) November 9, 2016
-I can't bring kids into this world.
-I must bring kids into this world
-I may not get a choice either way
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My eyes glaze over every time I see "and to all the little girls out there, keep..." We will never erase the damage we have done to girls.
-- Rose O'Shea (@ladyastronauty) November 10, 2016
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Ever wonder what it'd be like to go back in time and help fight nazis? Support Civil Rights Era? Resist Native genocide? Now's your chance
-- Xeni Jardin (@xeni) November 21, 2016
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To all the straight men not weighing in on birth control access: WE WILL STOP HAVING SEX WITH YOU. WE WILL STOP HAVING SEX WITH YOU. WE WILL
-- Beth Newell (@bethnew) January 18, 2017
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Me: Making jokes about Trump on Twitter.
-- Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) January 19, 2017
Also me: Internally screaming in terror about what Trump will do to the world. http://pic.twitter.com/ebqOopE2O5
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