With a mere 10 days until the inauguration of Donald J. Trump as the 45th President of the United States, news broke today of memos - published by BuzzFeed - implicating Trump in a variety of deals and communications with Russia...but the main takeaway was this passage:
In case you have any trouble reading the above (or just don't feel like reading it), here's the main takeaway: Trump supposedly stayed in the same room as President Obama had on diplomatic visits to Russia and had prostitutes piss on him in the same bed Obama had slept in - and the Russian government had bugged the room so they had proof of the whole thing.
Basically, Trump likes golden showers.
Again, this is all a bit suspect - supposedly these memos had been floating around journalist circles for months, with no one taking the bait because the source (supposedly an ex-British intelligence official) was not a known entity and none of the claims were verifiable. Regardless, people are very excited to make lots of pee jokes about our soon-to-be President:
Wolf Blitzer: So, for our viewers who aren't familiar...I should lie on my back now, you said?
-- Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 11, 2017
Dominatrix (chugging Mountain Dew): Sure
Trump did say he was going to make America number 1 again.
-- Jeremy Newberger (@jeremynewberger) January 11, 2017
Elderly woman next to me on the train just googled "golden showers" b/c of Trump report and almost dropped her phone when the page loaded 💀
-- Calvin (@calvinstowell) January 10, 2017
I'd piss on Trump for free. He doesn't have to pay people for that anymore
-- Steve Agee (@steveagee) January 11, 2017
My thoughts are with people who like golden showers. This has gotta be a big blow to your community.
-- Bobby Kerr (@MrBobKerr) January 11, 2017
So I guess that makes us...
-- Rhea Butcher (@RheaButcher) January 11, 2017
The Pee See police?
good thing there arent thousands of images of him surrounded by his favorite color, golden yellow http://pic.twitter.com/QiyaoADvJT
-- BAKOON (@BAKKOOONN) January 11, 2017
Welp. http://pic.twitter.com/VEPgpFs9rV
-- Katie Nolan (@katienolan) January 11, 2017
"PEEOTUS" is now trending across the United States on Twitter http://pic.twitter.com/6RtJGyyZcP
-- Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) January 11, 2017
dead serious: if it turned out trump liked getting pissed on by prostitutes it would absolutely be the least objectionable thing about him
-- Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) January 11, 2017
Wow. This is pretty damning. http://pic.twitter.com/lckG1l2iFX
-- oatmeal cream pie ho (@shanevader) January 11, 2017
It wasn't long before Donald Trump graced us with his measured, calm response:
FAKE NEWS - A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT!
-- Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 11, 2017
...to which everyone had some interesting replies:
http://pic.twitter.com/DCRUezyxTN
-- 9 V O L T (@9_volt88) January 11, 2017
Strangely, a few people saw this coming: one being Modern Family writer Danny Zuker (who previously got into a few Twitter feuds with Trump, in his pre-presidential run days) back in March 2016:
As inevitable headlines go, "Trump Campaign Manager Arrested for Assault," is second only to "Trump Caught Paying Prostitute To Pee On Him."
-- Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) March 29, 2016
...and Fox News, back in November 2016:
President-elect Donald Trump's plane given a water salute as it takes off from NY to the White House for his meeting with President Obama http://pic.twitter.com/XFY6xsX8Zi
-- Fox News (@FoxNews) November 10, 2016
And now, just for the hell of it - here's what Trump's shower looks like. Notice a certain color?
Anyway here's the Trump Tower penthouse bathroom. http://pic.twitter.com/eXJ8EG7qc8
-- Brian Barrett (@brbarrett) January 11, 2017
from CollegeHumor: Pictures http://ift.tt/2jgYYP5
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