18 Tweets That Improve Famous Song Lyrics

1.

eminem: look, if you only had one shot-
me: I'd ask for more shots
eminem: you can't... *rubbing bridge of nose* you can't ask for more shots

-- dan mentos (@DanMentos) March 13, 2015

2.

♬ she had dumps like a truck
truck truck
guys like trucks
trucks trucks
wish i was a truck
truck truck ♬

-- dan chamberlain (@amfmpm) March 28, 2016

3.

*whips* wake me up inside *nae naes* wake up inside *whips* save me

-- alright computer (@operationgodiva) September 27, 2015

4.

I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (Oooooo)/ I am four eels/ Never meant to make your daughter cry/ I am several fish and not a guy

-- josh nalven (@JNalv) February 20, 2013

5.

At first I was afraid
I was petrified
thinking how someday I'd need to do something outside

-- ♡ brian essbe ♡ (@SortaBad) May 12, 2015

6.

I'm sorry mama. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry but that's childbirth. I hear it's painful.

-- j.flayhitmemes (@JDotComma) April 10, 2013

7.

Original lyrics: Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games. Most jungles don't have that. This is a fun and games jungle!

-- Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) September 12, 2016

8.

♬ clowns to the left of me
jokers to the right
HERE I AM
between the jokers and clowns ♬

-- dan chamberlain (@amfmpm) July 3, 2016

9.

cut my life into pieces / i am a pizza pie

-- Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) November 16, 2016

10.

Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got / I'm still, I'm still not somebody who considers himself a "rock collector."

-- Jesse Neil (@JTrainNeil) October 26, 2016

11.

"She's a good girl, loves her horses. Loves horses. And horses, too." - if Freefallin' was written about me in 6th grade

-- Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) May 10, 2016

12.

If you liked it you shouldn't have used an impersonal pronoun

-- LINCOLN DICKWIELDER (@red_mercer) April 30, 2015

13.

Hey there Delilah, remember acoustic guitar guy? You went on like half a date & then he wrote that creepy song? umm he came up on my Tinder.

-- Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) April 3, 2015

14.

sapphire n faded jeans
you don't know what I mean
now go ahead keep your pants on

-- Broti Gupta (@BrotiGupta) July 29, 2016

15.

"When I get horny, I want to have sex." - original lyrics for "Sexual Healing"

-- Dan Klein (@danklein_is_fat) June 5, 2016

16.

I like big buts and I cannot lie.

BUT, (and that's a big but)...

-- Moose Allain (@MooseAllain) June 12, 2015

17.

these lyrics are so iconic http://pic.twitter.com/roWYwAB1Q0

-- memes (@memeprovider) October 13, 2016

18.

It's the remix to ignition, my ex is dating a magician

-- Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) August 16, 2016

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