16 Funny Tweets That'll Really Make You Think

1.

We take it for granted today, but a single Dorito has more extreme nacho flavor than a peasant in the 1400s would get in his whole lifetime.

-- Matt Crowley (@MatthewPCrowley) July 14, 2015

2.

If anybody in America came out of a Y2K bunker right now, they'd be like, "It's so much worse than we thought..."

-- Jesse Neil (@JTrainNeil) July 21, 2016

3.

If racist white people didn't want black people in this country, maybe they shouldn't have kidnapped us & forced us to come here.

-- Jasmine Pierce (@jasminecomedy) July 21, 2016

5.

Billion dollar idea: An app that sends you a text when the light turns green.

-- Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) April 13, 2013

6.

"This generation can't take a joke"

Our entire generation laughs at fucking internet memes all day long we just don't like racist jokes

-- #1 soy lvr (@ahoybailey) August 22, 2015

7.

If the oldest person on earth is 116 years old then that means 117 years ago there was an entirely different set of humans on earth.

-- Sam. (@samanthaageee) October 25, 2015

8.

It's weird to think people who are 6ft are only 6 subways long

-- Jerome Billingham (@Jeromebilll) May 7, 2016

9.

The moral of Beauty and the Beast is that looks don't matter, as long as you're a man.

-- OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 27, 2015

10.

So weird to think the Queen has taken hundreds of shits in a palace

-- Josh Weller (@joshweller) June 11, 2015

10.

Cherish each and every day, because you never know when someone with your exact same name will become super famous and ruin your life.

-- Chris Kelly (@imchriskelly) May 6, 2016

11.

me: "we commemorate the day you died every year"
jesus: "thats nice, what's the day called?"
me:
jesus:
me:
jesus: "keith?"
me: "bad friday"

-- k e e t (@KeetPotato) March 24, 2016

12.

I used to think I could control ducks with my mind but it turns out ducks & I just have very similar ideas about what stuff ducks should do

-- Jacy Catlin (@ieatanddrink) March 15, 2016

13.

you can fuck a wokeboy but can't woke a fuckboy

-- Sara SchaefHER (@saraschaefer1) May 5, 2016

14.

Neck tattoos are like self-imposed hickeys

-- Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) February 6, 2016

15.

I have the power to transform a militia into a terrorist group just by joining it wow

-- Broti Gupta (@BrotiGupta) January 3, 2016

16.

twitter dot com, where people think they're brands and brands think they're people

-- Tess Rinearson (@_tessr) August 26, 2015

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