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Kid: Mom, is Uncle Frank coming to thanksgiving?
-- It's yoy boy Coy (@CorBrown) November 23, 2016
Mom: Honey, I'm sure it will be alt-right.
2.
This Thanksgiving for the first time ever, your drunk uncle will seem quite "presidential."
-- Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) November 14, 2016
3.
Are racist people like "ugh, my open minded uncle is going to be at Thanksgiving this year."
-- Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) November 22, 2016
4.
I always fast before Thanksgiving because I'm even better at insulting my family when I'm hangry.
-- Matt Nedostup (@nedostup) November 23, 2016
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no one wants to go with me to the sonics drive thru for thanksgiving....... no burgers for u - -- u stinking idiots!!!
-- Amir Khan (@AmirismyBFF) November 23, 2016
6.
If you feel bad about explaining your career choices to relatives at Thanksgiving, imagine Chris Christie talking to his aunts tomorrow.
-- Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) November 23, 2016
7.
The only silver lining about Trump is that no matter how drunk I get this thanksgiving I definitely won't be the one who ruins it.
-- Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) November 23, 2016
8.
Ugh going home for Thanksgiving and have to hear the same old same from my extended family who "misses me" and "just wishes I called more
-- Adam Rotstein (@madamepotstein) November 22, 2016
9.
I don't need politics to ruin Thanksgiving
-- shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) November 23, 2016
10.
TIP FOR DEALING WITH FAMILY ON THANKSGIVING: Text them all on November 9th and say, "I'm not coming home on Thanksgiving because of YOU!"
-- Sean O'Connor (@seanoconnz) November 23, 2016
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A fun way to initiate a Thanksgiving dinner argument would be to announce that the turkey voted for Trump
-- Chris Scott (@iamchrisscott) November 23, 2016
12.
If you are a turkey and reading this please know you're about to be murdered. Good luck.
-- Jake Weisman (@weismanjake) November 23, 2016
13.
Thanksgiving 2017: President Trump pardons a turkey, but only the white meat.
-- (((OhNoSheTwitnt))) (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 22, 2016
14.
mom: eat! kids r starving in africa
-- Ricky Montgomery (@rohmontgomery) November 22, 2016
baby: and wat have u done to help
mom:
baby: ppl r dying while u offer nothing but rhetoric
mom: wtf
15.
My favorite Thanksgiving tradition is the annual throwing of mashed potatoes at the one we vote at the dinner table "ugliest cousin."
-- Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) November 21, 2016
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