14 Funny Takedowns of Your Ex

1.

I want to block my ex, but I also want him to see how amazing my life is without him. Do you see my problem?

-- Sian Ferguson (@sianfergs) September 29, 2016

2.

FOR SALE: One parrot. Belonged to ex-girlfriend. Speaks words "quickly, he'll be home soon".

-- James Martin (@Pundamentalism) October 25, 2016

3.

I thought I saw my ex on the street but then I got closer and realized it was a bag of trash
Glad I didn't wave

-- Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) September 25, 2016

4.

My comedy thrives when someone makes me unhappy.
I should date my ex again.
He has so much experience and a real passion for the work.

-- Jasmine Pierce (@jasminecomedy) May 27, 2016

5.

I don't want to be famous, I just want to find a way to be a part of everything my worst exes love

-- Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) August 31, 2015

6.

Facebook keeps promoting fake news about my ex being happy!!!

-- Zach Broussard (@ZachBroussard) November 16, 2016

7.

If only my ex-lovers could see me now, covered in hot wing sauce, yelping "Ouchie ouchie ouchie!"

-- shelby fero (@shelbyfero) October 24, 2016

8.

one time i signed my ex up for 10,000 Christian daily bible verse newsletters to be sent to his email because he cheated on me

-- elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) October 6, 2016

9.

An app that replaces all exes in family pictures with puppies

-- Ari Scott (@ariscott) August 19, 2016

10.

alright fellas now let's get in rotation
- me group DMing my exes

-- Ziwe (@ziwe) May 13, 2016

11.

The military should recruit based on how well-strategized your Instagram posts meant to destroy your ex are

-- Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) September 24, 2016

12.

my number 1 hobby is trolling my exes on social media.

my number 2 hobby is trolling my friends' exes on social media.

-- aude (@audevwhite) November 13, 2015

13.

ME: there's no way to say "congrats to my ex for getting engaged" without it sounding sarcastic.
EX: you can start by using my name?

-- Allie Goertz (@AllieGoertz) September 1, 2016

14.

My ex looks like a young J.K Rowling (poor)

-- Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf) October 28, 2016

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