If you don't have regrets you're a liar. Everyone has 'em and everyone hates 'em! Some people are really good at explaining those regrets. These are some of our favorite thoughts and jokes on regret we found online. Have fun and check out the other tweets by these funny people.
Or don't and you'll regret that, you imbecile.
I try not to live in regret but do wish I came up with "eat shit and die."
-- Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) February 29, 2016
My biggest regret? HS road trip, bunch of girls, my turn to pick the music. I put on a double-live Emerson Lake & Palmer cd. I'm so sorry
-- Dan Hopper (@DanHopp) June 30, 2016
If you're in your 20s, you can save yourself years of regret by simply always doing the opposite of what your brain tells you to do.
-- Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 11, 2016
the french have a word for the specific regret you feel when you wore shorts but it's too cold to wear shorts
-- Rachel (@ohlittlerachel) April 20, 2016
"Jon do you have any regrets?"
-- jon hendren (@fart) September 10, 2014
[looks toward setting sun as mountain winds whip my big jeans for 90 mins]
no
I'm starting to regret leaving my girlfriend for a community of Icelandic horse enthusiasts
-- Tynan DeLong (@TynanDeLong) April 13, 2016
Happy Monday. Celebrate w lunch at Arbys, dinner alone in your car, & a life of wasted potential & regrets. Arbys: why even get out of bed?
-- Nihilist Arby's (@nihilist_arbys) March 9, 2015
My biggest regret in life is every single time I've looked at Snapchat
-- Achilles Stamatelaky (@astamate) June 17, 2016
HONY: whats ur biggest regret
-- Ryan Creamer (@ryguyguyry) January 12, 2016
Me: yo in Home Alone the phone line got cut from the storm so how the FUCK was Kevin able to order pizza also
regrets? i've had a fwe
-- Megan Neuringer (@MeganNeuringer) March 28, 2016
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FUCK
I just said "this was a bad idea" out loud to myself in the middle of making egg salad & tbh I thought I'd have different regrets in my 20s
-- an actual ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) January 8, 2016
"Jon do you have any regrets that you think about all the time? That keep you up at night and will stay with you forever?"
-- jon hendren (@fart) March 11, 2015
uh ok yah... nerd
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