12 Perfect Examples Of How To #RuinDinnerInOnePhrase

Have you ever sat down to a lovely meal, but just as you're about to dig in, someone says something so bad, so wrong, so VILE that you can't eat anymore?

No? 

Well, then try these phrases out next time.

1.

You remind me a lot of my ex-girlfriend. #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase

-- Kutty Buddy (@scissorspeaks) October 5, 2016

2.

Could I get some ketchup please?#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase

-- Dan Cate (@smartarse_dingo) October 8, 2016

3.

#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase Why do you look so pretty on tinder?

-- Chris (@ChrsView) October 5, 2016

4.

So when are you two going to get married and have kids? #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase

-- DS Styles (@realdaveshelton) October 5, 2016

5.

You know, the FDA allows 10mg of animal feces per pound of food.#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase

-- Aaron David (@DimwittedGenius) October 5, 2016

6.

'If you chew slowly enough you can taste the cow's soul.' #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase

-- Chris Hannard (@ChrisHannard) October 5, 2016

7.

Where'd my bandaid go? #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase

-- Dominick R. Tiberio (@DominickTib) October 5, 2016

8.

I like my steak well done. #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase

-- Murph (@RyanMurphy33) October 7, 2016

9.

#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase harambe was just a gorilla

-- grace (@gracelevs) October 5, 2016

10.

#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase One time the guy who played Mr. Belvedere sat on his own balls and they had to stop filming for a couple of days

-- Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) October 5, 2016

11.

Why is the rice moving? #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase

-- Jess Selleck (@jlsell24) October 5, 2016

12.

#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase I don't know why a Supermarket would throw out perfectly good food.

-- HAVANAHONEY (@HAVANAHONEY) October 5, 2016

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