15 Takes On Gym Life That Will Make You Laugh

If you're currently looking for an excuse to delay your gym visit, reading these tweets will do the trick.

1.

*eats entire box of chocolate*
why can't i
*cancels gym membership*
become a
*injects ice cream into veins*
professional wrestler

-- Emma Blackery (@emmablackery) August 2, 2016

2.

Today in the gym this dude missed his arm with bodyspray and maced this old dude in the eyes with Axe Phoenix and I've been laughing since

-- Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) July 31, 2016

3.

One good fitness tip is to join a gym that's so expensive that you can no longer afford to eat

-- ♡ Good Account ♡ (@SortaBad) July 8, 2016

4.

I saw two guys comparing their six packs at the gym today & immediately left on my stationary bike

-- Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) August 1, 2016

5.

"Are we sure this is worth it?" -- my body whenever I work out

-- Ella Cerón (@ellaceron) May 30, 2016

6.

Wife: Do you control any Pokemon gyms?

Me: Not right now.

6-year-old: Yeah, Dad never goes to the gym.

Thanks, kid.

-- Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 18, 2016

7.

Are those fancy hip machines at the gym supposed to turn you on a bit or am I just VERY lonely?

-- Emily Palmer Heller (@emilypheller) March 15, 2016

8.

Dear diary: I went to the gym for the third time. Exercise is losing its novelty.

-- Rebecca Caplan (@RabbiReba) September 26, 2013

9.

I would only have a workout routine and perfect body if I were in jail or a billionaire.

-- kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) July 24, 2016

10.

"I should go to the gym tonight but...," an auto-biography.

-- Ella Cerón (@ellaceron) July 20, 2016

11.

"I hope I can find this Pokemon gym!"
[realizes it's at an actual gym]
"Nah, that's okay."

-- Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) July 9, 2016

12.

Wow! So you're saying all I have to do is work out and I too can have a gross-ass veiny arm?!?

-- Joe Kwaczala (@joekjoek) June 18, 2016

13.

its gotten to where i respect a girl more if she doesnt have sheer panels on her workout pants - REFRESHINGLY ORIGINAL!

-- Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) May 31, 2016

14.

Know how I know my gym is gay? Everyone not only puts weights back, but in their properly labeled spots as well. Plus the Anal Zumba class.

-- Michael Hartney (@MichaelHartney) May 12, 2016

15.

My work out class has a cancellation policy of $15 if you cancel too late. Which means I just spent $15 NOT to work out. I am my own hero.

-- Jewel Staite (@JewelStaite) May 28, 2016

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