15 Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up the Feeling of Being Broke

الخميس، 26 مايو 2016

15 Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up the Feeling of Being Broke

It's only a matter of time until you win the lottery and live out your Scrooge McDuck dreams, right? Until then, being broke sucks and Twitter feels your pain.

1.

when ur relative offers u money and u pretend like u cant take it at first http://pic.twitter.com/X69fGwpMas
-- cass (@sassycxt) October 20, 2015

2.

"I can give you $15 now, ask you to pay me back once, and then quietly resent you for the rest of our lives." -Me as a Shark Tank investor
-- Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) January 2, 2016

3.

If I pay $40 for a haunted house I better die
-- september22 (@hodgesboi15) October 12, 2013

4.

If I have $100 cash in my pocket in the morning, even if I don't go anywhere or spend any money, at the end of the day I'll have $7 dollars
-- Yassir Lester (@Yassir_Lester) August 22, 2015

5.

time is money and money is time, you can save both by digging your own grave and then dieing in it
-- wolf pupy (@wolfpupy) December 22, 2015

6.

Pic 1 - Start of the Month.
Pic 2 - Month End. #MonthEndBroke http://pic.twitter.com/BIf0M7xKzy
-- TheFrustratedIndian (@FrustIndian) March 31, 2016

7.

1996: if I just made 40k I'd be fine

2006: if I just made 60k I'd be fine

2016: if I just made 9 million dollars I'd be fine
-- Nice Eric (@ericsshadow) March 29, 2016

8.

Doctor: show me where it hurts.

[shows him my bank account balance]
-- Sassafrantz (@Sassafrantz) March 24, 2016

9.

MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU
ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead*
MUGGER: ???
ME: I'm thinking.
-- jade (@TheDreamGhoul) February 24, 2015

10.

One day son, all this will be yours
*gestures towards massive student loan debt and a shitty car*
-- NOT A METH LAB (@jenlaw_11) March 11, 2015

11.

my piggy bank be like http://pic.twitter.com/B3YnI6oE2T
-- pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 30, 2015

12.

Hey now
Youre a coinstar
Put your dimes on
this plaaate
Hey now
Get your swear jar
check your car for
loose chaaange
& all i eat's McDonalds
-- Ollkast (@dulcetry) January 8, 2016

13.

My bank account is more like a countdown to my homelessness
-- College Student (@ColIegeStudent) January 18, 2014

14.

Age 20: in 5 years I'm going to own a benz and have my house paid off.

Age 25: you know what, Patricia? Make that TWO mexican pizzas.
-- Jonwayne (@jonwayne) February 15, 2016