In case you haven't noticed, Cole Sprouse is weird. He's a weirdo.
Thankfully for us this weirdo outsider who DOESN'T WANT TO FIT IN crafts delectably tasty tweets for all of us to enjoy. If you don't follow already, you will now.
1.
I'll be the first to say it: Elephants can't paint for shit. Composition, color, everything about it sucks.
-- Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) September 9, 2017
2.
Feels weird calling my dog a bad 'boy' when we all know he's 84... I mean... he's just a bad person now.
-- Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) June 1, 2017
3.
me: better to be safe than sorry heh heh.
-- Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) August 23, 2017
*is sorry anyway*
4.
Who momma warned you about http://pic.twitter.com/H5ZyQ7Dbqy
-- Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) September 29, 2017
5.
My hips are pathological liars
-- Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) August 6, 2017
6.
"yabby dabby do," Flintstone whispered, violently dabbing left and right, tears filling his eyes in the crowded club.
-- Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) June 13, 2017
7.
.@dylansprouse they know about us. http://pic.twitter.com/CQkPmBdnYg
-- Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) June 16, 2017
8.
"I'm screaming" is the pumpkin spice latte of tweets
-- Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) April 16, 2017
9.
Not all heroes wear capes...just the fucken sexy ones
-- Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) September 30, 2017
10.
Stop calling them fucbois when the correct job title is promoter
-- Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) May 11, 2017
11.
How come all my NYU friends dress like the bird from mcdonalds? http://pic.twitter.com/yQxWRVKzha
-- Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) July 1, 2017
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On today, the day of my birth, I would like to say: I remember all of it, every second, and it was disgusting.
-- Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) August 4, 2017
13.
We spend a lot of time thinking about sloppy joes and almost none thinking about tidy jims.
-- Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) April 5, 2017
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When the doctor asks me how long I've been smoking I just give em this pic http://pic.twitter.com/Hqe25c3y7d
-- Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) April 13, 2017
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I look fresh bitch http://pic.twitter.com/Sa3007jI4n
-- Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) September 10, 2017
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I was a psycho baby before it was hip. http://pic.twitter.com/Yoby0Rxp6w
-- Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) May 14, 2017
17.
I wish my family would stop calling me "Cole" and start calling me by my ~actual~ name: "social media influencer."
-- Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) May 5, 2017
18.
Everybody complaining about Trump but club penguin is shutting down so maybe check your priorities?
-- Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) February 8, 2017
19.
Often, before I hit tweet I think, is this shitpost gunna be my legacy? Then I remember sin has no impact on a man's success in our society.
-- Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) January 20, 2017
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