If these tweets don't give you at LEAST a nose-puff laugh, we have failed you.
1. The rest the Avengers just chilling in an alleyway casually tossing around a football.
why does he look like tommy wiseau lmao "it's bullshit i did not hit her i did nooot oh hi thor" http://pic.twitter.com/I5mwRKI2FJ
-- big milk (49) (@tiesilencer) October 26, 2017
2. He's found a loophole.
[at Burger King]
-- pat tobin (@tastefactory) October 26, 2017
I'll take 833 Whoppers, here are 50 $100 bills
*sees this sign*
Ah ok make it 816 Whoppers and here are 49 $100 bills http://pic.twitter.com/ob0SDTXF8W
3. It is because he BECAME the carwash.
In case y'all were wondering why I quit the carwash http://pic.twitter.com/mFMGpPiTPN
-- Casey 🥀 (@fivefortysixx) October 25, 2017
4. That will be a day you never forget.
When you hear me say, "I finally found The One" I'll be talking about an antidepressant that works without making you fat.
-- Daley Haggar (@d_haggar) October 26, 2017
5. Watched it. It checks out.
Rabbits eating incredibly long vegetables is one of the cutest yet also most satisfying things to watch. http://pic.twitter.com/kkekdTofP6
-- Michael Deadwards (@MEdwardsVA) October 25, 2017
6. If not just for this one tweet.
Give me 280 characters goddammit http://pic.twitter.com/ZXTbVQ88ah
-- Pixelated Borat (@pixelatedboat) October 25, 2017
7. And it 100% stinks too. Unwashed for sure.
If a video game has a character creation screen where you can't rotate the character's head, 100% chance you end up with a secret ponytail
-- Draculi 🦇 (@eliyudin) September 7, 2017
8. "He brought us food to create more Dennys Turds! Yay!"
The Dennys turd is here with lunch http://pic.twitter.com/uoqLsi2xzt
-- American Polterganda (@ArmyStrang) September 9, 2017
9. So evil.
if you see anyone dressed as Pickle Rick for Halloween PLEASE be sure to tell them how much you love VeggieTales. Together, we can stop them
-- Boo!Doo (@BooDooPerson) October 24, 2017
10. Yeah, I'm gonna own your ass im my make believe land.
You may have the last laugh now, but we'll continue this discussion later when Im alone in my car pretending to be a stupider version of you
-- Mike F (@mikefossey) September 8, 2014
11. OLD OLD ADULT: *sneezes kinda hard* Dies.
KID: *falls out of tree* I'm fine
-- JokerKaren (@batkaren) December 17, 2015
ADULT: *sleeps on neck a little strangely* I have to turn my whole body to look at you for the next week
12. Hahaha
Frosty the snowman
-- Pumpkin Guts Creamer (@ryguyguyry) October 23, 2017
Knew the sun was hot that day
So he said
You could have saved her
I gave you all the clues http://pic.twitter.com/cvSFyjrTzl
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