12 Tweets That Will Give You A Nice Hearty Chuckle

1.

[job interview]

"Tell me about yourself"

*flashback to when I used hand towels mom said are specifically for guests*

I'm a risk taker

-- Floyd (@dafloydsta) August 8, 2016

2.

SCIENCE FACT - if you clean a vacuum cleaner you become a vacuum cleaner

-- GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) May 11, 2017

3.

You cannot place this building here. http://pic.twitter.com/o2eYKvmO8K

-- ✧laura✧ (@tokyocatgirl) May 11, 2017

4.

When u take a selfie vs when someone else takes ur photo http://pic.twitter.com/U5sk3KSHfk

-- dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) May 11, 2017

5.

[concert]
SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight
CROWD: woo
ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months

-- Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) May 9, 2017

6.

Does slowly turning into my mother count as exercise?

-- oh please (@ohpeetie) September 4, 2014

7.

I started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging a few years ago. Since then, my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful.

-- Elle Oh Hell (@ElleOhHell) February 21, 2015

8.

Starting a new ride service that picks you up, drives you out to a field, lets you scream for 15 minutes, then drives you right back home.

-- Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) May 11, 2017

9.

As a kid, I always wondered why my mom never wore the macaroni necklace I made her to work. And now I'm a mom and I'm like, Oh. OK.

-- Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) May 9, 2017

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11.

"Great Mr. Williams, now we just need your paint company's slogan and you'll be all set"

Sherwin Williams, eyes completely black: http://pic.twitter.com/KZbAMVjoDw

-- Ryan Creamer (@ryguyguyry) May 3, 2017

12.

i miss when things were advertised in void-deserts. you could sell anything in a void-desert. http://pic.twitter.com/Hwg94s3M4W

-- jon klassen (@burstofbeaden) May 12, 2017

from CollegeHumor: Pictures http://ift.tt/2qao87Y