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[sees a man across the room at a party]
-- Blythe Roberson (@blythelikehappy) January 24, 2017
"that's the man i'm going to convince myself i like and is good enough to marry"
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imagine being hot enough to think dating is fun
-- ( ° ʖ ° ) (@kadyrabbit) March 9, 2017
3.
Tinder is the best place to find a husband. Sure it's someone else's husband but there are a lot of husbands on here.
-- Iniko Blue (@inikoblue) March 27, 2017
4.
"Hi you're cute what are your exact political beliefs?" -Perfect opening line on dating apps these days
-- Andrew Michaan (@AndrewMichaan) January 29, 2017
5.
My Tinder bio reads "Sorry, but I'm actually in a committed relationship" because that's the only time anyone's ever truly interested in me.
-- Allison Spence Brown (@TigNotaro) February 8, 2017
6.
Dating is one person arguing that they suck and the other party assuring them they don't until one of them gives up
-- Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) February 20, 2017
7.
The 21st Century version of a romantic sunset: Crowd around your mobile device with your lover and watch the battery drain.
-- Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) February 15, 2017
8.
From what I've been told about dating, they're going to find that plane now that they've stopped looking for it.
-- Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) January 17, 2017
9.
the thing nobody tells you about dating is their name and phone number
-- (((guterman))) (@danguterman) December 17, 2016
10.
Chances are, you're the reason someone thinks dating sucks.
-- ali waller (@imaliwaller) October 26, 2016
11.
Dating is like trying to find a piece of hay in a needlestack
-- Shea (@sheastrauss) October 23, 2016
12.
ugh the rollercoaster of dating : anxious about being single -> anxious about whether it's the right person -> anxious about how it ended
-- Adam Rotstein (@madamepotstein) December 7, 2016
13.
date someone who makes you feel like youve discovered a thrift store that's somehow not picked over & the prices are surprisingly reasonable
-- Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) February 9, 2017
14.
The only reason to keep dating someone is because you're too insecure to imagine them fucking other people
-- Jake Weisman (@weismanjake) March 9, 2017
15.
I have never been on a date where I didn't spend most of it wondering if I was on a date
-- Alison Agosti (@AlisonAgosti) March 7, 2017
16.
Even the name "OK Cupid" sounds like you're telling love to, like, settle down.
-- Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) June 27, 2014
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fool me once, we should totally date
-- Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) March 27, 2017
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