13 All-American Jokes That Make America Great Again

الاثنين، 4 يوليو 2016

13 All-American Jokes That Make America Great Again

"America! America!, God shed his grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!"

1.

Obama: Trump will not be president. I have faith in the American people.
Reporter: Did you see Burger King is selling hot dogs?
O: Nevermind
-- Matt Starr (@matthewsstarr) February 18, 2016

2.

Anyone w a DUI should be allowed to do whatever they want w alcohol & a car. This is America! #NRA
-- Rory Scovel (@roryscovel) June 20, 2016

3.

Watching a commercial for a new kind of famny pack that begins, "Who even *has* pockets anymore?" Mr. Trump, America is already great.
-- Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) June 1, 2016

4.

Even with a Trump nomination, America is still beautiful. http://pic.twitter.com/cZGmJZ51tD
-- hmmm (@patwiselive) May 5, 2016

5.

Thanks corporate America let's honor veterans with fireworks displays that can likely trigger PTSD #MemorialDay2016
-- Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) May 30, 2016

6.

Why would America make the bald eagle its national bird when all they do is attack things and fly away and nevermind I think I get it now.
-- Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) September 30, 2014

7.

I seriously just saw a bald eagle flying and he did not look like he gave a shit about America.
-- Rob Huebel (@robhuebel) April 20, 2016

8.

Don't want this to happen?! RT to tell those BUFFOONS in #congress to lay off our #RIGHTS! #rights http://pic.twitter.com/urqn6M5l0t
-- Tony Zaret (@tonyzaret) June 29, 2016

9.

So now instead of I hate Budweiser, I guess I hate America? http://pic.twitter.com/ewAilw6haM
-- Fat Irish (@AdjectiveNouns) May 10, 2016

10.

My mom & my uncle are unintentionally wearing matching denim bucket hats and we are the whitest family in America.
-- Hopie Carew (@HopeCarew) June 25, 2016