15 Superhero Tweets Here To Save The Day

الثلاثاء، 19 يوليو 2016

15 Superhero Tweets Here To Save The Day

In case the constant barrage of superhero franchises wasn't enough to fulfill your superhero wants & needs, here's some tweets to help you get your superhero fix:

1.

is Tony Stark going to bang Aunt May in the new Spiderman movie
-- Albrokemon Go (@bromanconsul) May 27, 2016

2.

SIMILARITIES B/W GHOSTBUSTERS & AVENGERS:

*Mystery plot
*Puckish villain
*Monster-spewing Times Square portal
*Hero lost in portal
*Thor
-- Asterios Kokkinos (@asterios) July 16, 2016

3.

Marvel is thrilled to announce our next superhero movie -- (closes eyes, points at 2 words in dictionary) Blouse... Troll. Blouse Troll.
-- Patrick Walsh (@thepatrickwalsh) July 2, 2016

4.

I cut my thumb shaving which was neither the body part I was shaving nor the one I was shaving with. I'm like reverse Wolverine.
-- Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) June 14, 2016

5.

Finally, an R-rated superman movie.
People in the street (all nude): Look up in the sky it's some shithead
Superman: sup fuckers
-- vineyille (@vineyille) June 22, 2016

6.

If the next Avengers movie doesn't star Kim Kardashian, Calvin Harris, and Katy Perry, what was even the point
-- Beejoli Shah (@beejoli) July 18, 2016

7.

What Avengers super power would I have? Uh, like anyone, it's the ability to make friends.
-- Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) May 8, 2016

8.

"Is this a superpower?" I ask my superhero friends as I run into the street and get struck and killed by a subaru outback
-- vineyille (@vineyille) June 20, 2016

9.

cat people are team iron man, dog people are team cap
-- Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) May 23, 2016

10.

We make fun of Aquaman but if I had any super power in the world right now it would be the ability to go live alone at the bottom of the sea
-- spacegirl incognito (@iamspacegirl) July 11, 2016

11.

my review of captain america civil war: i am 32 years old and superhero movies make me tired
-- jon hendren (@fart) June 19, 2016

12.

A few years ago I forgot to see Iron Man 2 in the theater and didn't keep up with everything and now I know nothing about American culture
-- Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) May 11, 2016