14 Harry Potter Tumblr Posts That'll Transport You Straight to Hogwarts

We all know that if you wanna find the best theories, jokes or general speculation about the Harry Potter Universe, the place to go is Tumblr. They come up with all sorts of wild shit about Hogwarts, some of it brilliant, some fantastically funny, some straight-up dirty.

So get out your wand and hold on to your Horcrux 'cause the Hogwarts Express is leaving the station.

1. Queer Eye for the Wizard's Eye. 

via missjardinera

2. Pretty fly for a Quidditch guy. 

via Passed_The_Process

3. Harry actually bullied Malfoy, not the other way around. 

via TheCykaNeverStops

4. Voldemort just got way less intimidating. 

via mike4Ski

5. This flavoured bean tastes funny!

via actually_crazy_irl

6. As you wish, Mr. Potter. 

via 2dubs1bro

7. THIS IS THE CRUELEST JOKE OF ALL TIME. 

via angelholme

8. This is a magical joke. 

via iBleeedorange

9. Let me see your leviOsa face.

via Man_With_A_Shoe

10. DEAR GOD IT'S TOO TRUE. 

via diagon-alli

11. What the hell did I just commit to?

via lesliebensgone

12. *winks with both eyes*

via kvleesi

13. Tom, you cheeky minx. 

via muffarino

14. COME ON HARRY. 

via catrianasommers

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14 Kanye Memes You'll Love More Than Kanye Loves Kanye

No need to isolate yourself in a studio out in Wyoming to enjoy these hot memies. Father stretch my memes.

1. They just put the new season of Last Chance U out cmon y'all

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2. You're missing it when you start talking over it

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3. Leggggooo

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4. His love knows no bounds

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5. Nobody will ever believe you

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6. I wash my hands of this

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7. 😏 😏 😏

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8. This is normal

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9. My life is harder than everyone else's

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10. Plus I memorized all my guys combos so uh yeah youre done for

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11. My education is not going to waste

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12. Gonna throw a ring on it asap

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13. Please Lizzie I must rest

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14. I'm really quite friendly once you get to know me

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13 Great Tweets For People Who Like To Laugh

1. Uhhh these 8 bags of chips and dips are for the ENTIRE WEEK tyvm. 

my new diet is not buying things at the store that make the cashier say wow someone's having a party

-- Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) July 26, 2018

2. Who doin' this.

The Wikipedia page for the Mr. Bean movie was last edited 4 hours ago.

-- Paul Rust (@paulrust) July 19, 2018

3. They are immune somehow.

do bugs even take fall damage

-- 🌺 m ny 🐝 (@vsshole) July 25, 2018

4. Game over bitches. Oh yeah. And ALSO TAKE MORE CARDS CUZ YOU HAVE TO.

Sex is cool but nothing compares to having a DRAW 4 card as ur last card in UNO

-- Antonella212 (Instagram) (@NYorNothing) July 26, 2018

5. It..it should be.

Is it "any 9 things" pic.twitter.com/emWcfsS8Vz

-- Dan Hopper (@DanHopp) July 27, 2018

6. We wish you luck on your journey.

I just wanna get hot enough that I can flirtily steal a guy's hat without him filing a police report

-- Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) July 26, 2018

7. That dog is SICK OF YOUR SHIT.

There's only one good girl here! 🦁

📹: look_its_sadie pic.twitter.com/qENzYhuqHO

-- Cute Emergency (@CuteEmergency) July 27, 2018

8. Good usage.

Used Google today. pic.twitter.com/WI1AHio7HZ

-- John Mulaney (@mulaney) July 27, 2018

9. One day it may graduate to inside water.

shout out to the case of spring water sitting in the trunk of your car right now. someday it will make its way in to the house.

-- George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) July 26, 2018

10. "aw" "but the tickets for $169 dollars" "hell ya"

cop: u know how fast u were going?

me: 69 mph?

cop: hell yea u were

*fist bumps*

cop: ur definitely under arrest though this is a school parking lot

-- Elvish Presley (@_ElvishPresley_) July 26, 2018

11. My. God. He even takes their expressions.

I saw this news article about Brad Pitt and now I can't stop thinking about it. pic.twitter.com/OytJQD5rli

-- Sarah McGonagall (@sarahmcgbeauty) July 26, 2018

12. Please never ask this insanity again.

no i will never let a blog send me chrome notifications are you out of your fucking mind

-- jon hendren (@fart) July 26, 2018

13. Not too shabby.

Found my son's book of bad superheroes pic.twitter.com/GqEzDIsytN

-- Graham Linehan (@Glinner) September 23, 2017

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Everyone's Roasting MoviePass For Falling Apart at the Seams

Everyone's favorite company that we are all highway robberying, MoviePass, has met with another setback Thursday, as they were forced to halt services because well, they didn't have enough money to continue services.

MoviePass had a service outage on Thursday because it couldn't afford to pay for movie tickets https://t.co/ty875dDq5v pic.twitter.com/vSJ54DlXOp

-- CNNMoney (@CNNMoney) July 27, 2018

This setback is one of many the company has faced this year, including changing their business model to  limit the amount of movies patrons can see a month, as well as introducing surge pricing for popular films and film times.

The poor folks are in over their hand and are HEMORRAGING money. If you have MoviePass, you may not have it much longer.

To our subscribers - we are aware an investigating an issue that is preventing users from checking-in to movies this evening. We ask for your patience as we look into this and recommend waiting for further updates before heading to the theater.

-- MoviePass (@MoviePass) July 26, 2018

New MoviePass members will get a bottle of lube with their debit cards for all the times they will get fucked over by @moviepass. Current subscribers will just have to take it dry

-- Just a Guy (@JustaGuy_Tampa) July 26, 2018

Thanks for a beautiful, cheap as hell ride MoviePass. We're pulling for you. But we're also not stupid.

1. Who could have seen this coming?

Surprised and sad to see that Movie Pass's "all the movie tickets you want for basically nothing" business model didn't work out

-- Allahpundit (@allahpundit) July 27, 2018

2. God Bless America

Congrats to the MoviePass CEO on his new appointment as Secretary of the Treasury

-- Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) July 27, 2018

3. Yeah how bout ya'll get some actual culture in your lives

Opened MoviePass and it says, "We should all be reading more, honestly."

-- Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) July 27, 2018

4. Bless

Apparently Movie Pass is having some serious tech issues, but I can report that "buying the cheapest matinee ticket and then hiding in the bathroom between shows before sneaking into a second movie" is still functioning.

-- Greg Wyshynski (@wyshynski) July 27, 2018

5. FINALLY SOMEONE HAS THE COURAGE TO SAY IT

The only thing that will save MoviePass is a GOOD GUY WITH A GUN

-- Billy Domineau (@BillyDomineau) July 27, 2018

6. Oh man remember Fyre Festival tho

The Movie Pass seems like a way to carry your own tiny Fyre Festival in your wallet.

-- Ben Siemon (@BenjaminJS) July 27, 2018

7. Down with the bourgeois

MoviePass was one of our greatest class warfare weapons, serving to funnel money from venture capitalists to movie idiots like me.

-- Matt Pearce 🦅 (@mattdpearce) July 27, 2018

8. Yeah I included one of my own tweets, so what

pic.twitter.com/W74M2qCvX2

-- Ryan Creamer (@ryguyguyry) July 27, 2018

9. It's been a pleasure freeloading with you gentlemen this evening

Me and my friends still using @MoviePass pic.twitter.com/aY0LUo3La4

-- H Nelson Tracey (@DrivingNelson) July 27, 2018

10. You won't motherfucker

@elonmusk save moviepass

-- crab (@wesleyanfootbal) July 27, 2018

11. It's time to get the boys together for One Last Job

Mission Impossible 7: Use MoviePass Successfully

-- Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) July 27, 2018

12. And for that we should be thankful

MoviePass still serves its primary purpose: pulling out your card at a cashier, saying "oops sorry" and getting your your credit card.

-- Hana Michels (@HanaMichels) July 27, 2018

13. If you don't remember Anna Delvey

is ... is Anna Delvey running MoviePass from prison

-- Carrie Wittmer🐻🍊 (@carriesnotscary) July 27, 2018

14. Thanks for letting us steal movies, bye bitch. On to the next one

friendship ended with moviepass now amc stubs a-list is my best friend

-- natalia (@gayIeia) July 27, 2018

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