10 Weirdos Who Keep Insisting on Dating Their Family Members

We understand that genetic sexual attraction exists, even though it mostly happens in adults who are meeting for the first time. Humans are fucked up, and because of that we tend to seek out sexual partners similar to ourselves or our parents (tbh, would love to see Oedipus's tinder profile). 

But like, come on guys. Just stop fucking your cousin. I bet you can find someone very similar to him who isn't blood related and won't cause your baby to be born with an enourmous hole in their skull and have a 100% chance of being poisoned at their Purple Wedding.

1. Idiots by accident.

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2. Well, they do look happier than most couples. 

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3. Family rivalry. 

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4. Incest is THE BEST!

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5. We hope you can't swim, either. 

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6. Erm...

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7. This must have made the family reunions very tense. 

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8. They're going to play a nice game of touch football. 

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9. We call it illegal.

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10. Dip? Cousin fucking? MUDDING? Is THIS perfection or what?

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15 Tweets That Will Finally Make You Feel Alive Again

1. You wouldn't think they'd still need their guns

There is a whole sub genre of stock photos that are just the ghosts of soldiers haunting their hot wives pic.twitter.com/PxqXV6InAg

-- Chad Vigorous (@PrettyBadLefty) May 28, 2018

2. Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time - I'm having a ball

Any man who can do this should be allowed to. pic.twitter.com/3SSpaK9R4e

-- James Doleman (@jamesdoleman) May 28, 2018

3. Ok that last one can't be real right

Hawks walking always look like they're about to fuck you up pic.twitter.com/qN9kgxEstN

-- fiore (@fioquattro) May 27, 2018

4. Into the ocean end it all

needed some time to be alone pic.twitter.com/8rPYi15igE

-- benjamin (@dungeontreats) May 28, 2018

5. Please respect my privacy at this time

I ordered a 23&me kit and I am saddened and heartbroken to report that I am white

-- Katya (@katya_zamo) May 29, 2018

6. It is our solemn duty to 

VETERAN: I swear to fucking GOD if Postmates didn't send a perfunctory Memorial Day email I am going to be PISSED
ME: I've got some good news for you, my friend pic.twitter.com/ii0CaSYJah

-- Stefan Heck (@boring_as_heck) May 28, 2018

7. Wriggling right into his 8th NBA Finals

Well, I'd like to see ol LeBron James wriggle his way out of THIS jam!
*LeBron wriggles his way out of the jam easily*
Ah! Well. Nevertheless,

-- cultural smarfism (@trevorbnj) May 28, 2018

8. Woulda been nice to get her like Legos or something

That's a terrible surprise pic.twitter.com/2jCyWvwLEn

-- Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) May 27, 2018

9. Bring Mario Odyssey to the gd PS4

Call I just got at Gamestop.

Me: *answers. Gamestop bullshit greeting*

Person: "Aye bruh you black?!"

Me: "...yeah?"

Person: "TELL THIS STUPID ASS NIGGA MARIO IS NOT ON PS4 BRUH!"

*loud arguing in the background*

-- Dev (@DudeNamedDev) May 28, 2018

10. But we all know it's never as good a day after

ok fine you're right i'll just finish the fried rice pic.twitter.com/5yWsUPkIVD

-- Alyssa Wolff (@alyssawolff) May 29, 2018

11. Sorry brother

Hulk Hogan paid tribute to Bam Margera today, who -- despite what Hulk Hogan thought -- is not dead. pic.twitter.com/TKJBMb2xXV

-- Ryan Satin (@ryansatin) May 29, 2018

12. Let's celebrate with some bread from an old man on a bench

the case is solved boys pic.twitter.com/xNe33pku6O

-- Jacqueline ♿️ (@sicklybabe) May 27, 2018

13. This is also yesterday's tea and tomorrow's tea

today's tea:

╭╯ ╭╯╭╯╭╯
████████████ ═╮
█ my ass █ |
█ be looking █ |
█ stupid thick █ |
███████████ ═ ╯
◥█████████◤

-- ԼƖԼ ƁƠƬƬƠMƬЄҲƬ (@_ericcurtin) May 28, 2018

14. Pretty cool eh?

Me when my girlfriend sees me vape pic.twitter.com/JntjVmWZRp

-- Steven Castillo (@STEEEZUSCHRIST) May 29, 2018

15. Hell yes now everyone will know how many bottles I slam

💀💀💀 pic.twitter.com/BZaS8Pjjin

-- Saint Shannon (@shannon_sense) May 28, 2018

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15 Deep Fried Memes For When Regular Memes Just Ain't Cuttin it Anymore

A cultured individual like yourself cannot only consume regular ol non deep fried memes. Major components to the Nutrional Meme Pyramid like Spongebob and Kermit the Frog often overshadow the importance of a regular intake of of deep fried memes. We are here to serve you what your body craves.

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1. YOU BETTER BELIEVE I AM 

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2. 

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3. Scoopity poop indeed Kanye!

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4. And no, you may not copy it 

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5. Hell yes let's fire it up

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6. It's time to go Bubblebass on that ass

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7. Few are brave enough to venture where I have paved the way

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8.

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9. Besides my bride to be, that is

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10. Can't wait to see where he's droppin boys

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11. Open and shut case

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12. Where the frig is the Thanos mode though

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13. hahaha I did that

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14. A cause we can all get behind, right ISIS?

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15. This is not suave suavecito at all

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13 Memes If You're Not Gay or Straight But You're

1. Don't think I could make it any more clear

I'm:

⚪️ straight
⚪️ gay
🔘 pic.twitter.com/v6V0vmq2mL

-- Perfume Genius (@perfumegenius) May 25, 2018

2. AYOOO WHO'S WITH ME

i'm:

⚪️ straight
⚪️ gay
⚪️ bisexual
🔘 fucking tired of this government

-- ً (@raphaelmiguel) May 24, 2018

3. It's not just a phase

i'm

⚪️ gay
⚪️ straight
🔘 due to the era in which I came of age I am exclusively interested in fucking warm apple pies

-- KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) May 25, 2018

4. So tired of all my 2000 late friends

i like:

⚪️ women

⚪️ men

🔘 that boom boom pow them chickens jacking my style trying to copy my swagger i'm on that next shit now i'm so 3008 you so 2000 late i got that boom boom boom that future boom boom boom let me get it now

-- jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) May 25, 2018

5. If you haven't seen this already, it's heartbreaking

I'm:

⚪️ straight
⚪️ gay
🔘 Hillary Duff and you're watching Disney Channel ✨

-- A Literal Homosexual (@kyry5) May 23, 2018

6. Also everyone please listen to this rendition its phenomenal

i'm

⚪️ straight

⚪️ bi

⚪️ gay

🔘pickin' it up, pickin' it up. i'm lovin', i'm livin', i'm pickin' it up

-- cameron 💧 pinned if unf (@GRANDESDEVOTlON) May 25, 2018

7. Additionally, I'm never gonna let you down

i'm:

⚪️ gay

⚪️ straight

⚪️ bisexual

🔘never gonna give you up pic.twitter.com/6lsdZkN4g0

-- hanz💨 (@hasharakl) May 23, 2018

8. WE WERE ON A BREAK!

i'm:
⚪️ gay
⚪️ straight

🔘 not going nuts. do you see me going nuts? hey, hey, hey... if you two are happy, then im happy for you. i'm fine! totally fine i dont know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, cause really, IM FINE . im not saying i wasn't a little surprised pic.twitter.com/BHg5nJ2Tei

-- ً (@anistions) May 25, 2018

9. The heart believes what it wants to believe

i'm:

⚪️ gay

⚪️ straight

⚪️ bisexual

🔘 convinced that loki is still alive even though everyone is trying to tell me otherwise

-- solange (@thorified) May 23, 2018

10. I very much would like to do so, at least

i'm:
⚪ gay
⚪ straight
⚪ bisexual
🔘 erasing myself from the narrative

-- arianne joy (@detorresarianne) May 24, 2018

11. Also I'm a sinner and a saint

I'm:

⚪️ Gay

⚪️ Straight

🔘 A bitch

🔘 A lover

🔘 A child

🔘 A mother

-- steph 🌷 (@queermurphys) May 25, 2018

12. Yikes someone's at an ALL TIME LOW 

I

⚪️ am gay

⚪️ am straight

⚪️ am bi

🔘 GOT YOUR PICTURE I'M COMING WITH YOU DEAR MARIA COUNT ME IN THERE'S A STORY AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS BOTTLE AND I'M THE PEN

-- Ry // 57 (@DeathDancexx) May 23, 2018

13. Spare me

I'm

⚪️ Gay
⚪️ Straight
🔘 valuing your privacy and striving to make our policies about your personal data clear. I have updated our Privacy Policy and Terms of Service to reflect changes in data protection laws that raise the global standard for personal data privacy

-- darcie wilder (@333333333433333) May 25, 2018

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