الجمعة، 27 أبريل 2018

If you're not familiar with the type of social media posts about building your ideal man/woman on a budget, they generally look a lot like these:

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Obviously, the whole point of these is to demonstrate how you are never going to get everything you're looking for out of someone, and to gameify choosing what qualities are most important to you and which ones you're most OK settling for. 

Twitter has taken this format and brought it to a new level, parodying it by giving you a budget that really only gets you one type of man/woman: 

1. Waluigi would never do this to you

2. How does his driving make your stomach feel tho

3. Also is known to be a Man Spider from time to time

4. Please no

5. Tricked ya bitch

6. This is how, you remind him

7. Hell yes

8. Also isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

9. It's just smarter

10. ;)

11. If you're telling me that boy isn't polite or handsome you're out of your mind

12. Just know that you get all the other qualities as well with this man

13. It's a helluva deal

14. Sorry best I can do is $10 on this

15. HIS NAME IS REMY

16. Forgive me they were delicious

17. Goddamn it why don't they make songs like this anymore

18. Hmmm not sure I know who this could be referring to

19. What else could you possibly want



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If you're not familiar with the type of social media posts about building your ideal man/woman on a budget, they generally look a lot like these:

The

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Obviously, the whole point of these is to demonstrate how you are never going to get everything you're looking for out of someone, and to gameify choosing what qualities are most important to you and which ones you're most OK settling for. 

Twitter has taken this format and brought it to a new level, parodying it by giving you a budget that really only gets you one type of man/woman: 

1. Waluigi would never do this to you

2. How does his driving make your stomach feel tho

3. Also is known to be a Man Spider from time to time

4. Please no

5. Tricked ya bitch

6. This is how, you remind him

7. Hell yes

8. Also isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

9. It's just smarter

10. ;)

11. If you're telling me that boy isn't polite or handsome you're out of your mind

12. Just know that you get all the other qualities as well with this man

13. It's a helluva deal

14. Sorry best I can do is $10 on this

15. HIS NAME IS REMY

16. Forgive me they were delicious

17. Goddamn it why don't they make songs like this anymore

18. Hmmm not sure I know who this could be referring to

19. What else could you possibly want



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Some people not only can't TAKE a joke, but they can't GET a joke. These are the dumb idiots that must be 0 fun at the party...and at school...and work. I mean, basically anywhere they go.

1. You don't say?

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Davithofglencracken

2. No, John Chewing invented chewing.

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RaaviRaviticus

3. Damn, we got a math wiz over here!

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holduppup

4. Lucky guesses on the letters, I guess.

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ProfAvi

5. The whoosher becomes the whooshee.

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FlyWereAble

6. Bro you're missing a CLASSIC Waluigi joke.

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Puppydot

7. You do realize Jamie Hyneman is a human?

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KCETZ

8. C'mon Rainbow Six Siege, keep up with your internet jokes.

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willemHE

9. That's so dumb? Or you're so dumb?

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schmidtydo

10. Fun fact: The 'everything' in everything bagels does not actually include every possible thing on earth.

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Adog311

11. You don't say?

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succjaw

12. Silly fool, violins aren't for living.

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oiracam



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Some people not only can't TAKE a joke, but they can't GET a joke. These are the dumb idiots that must be 0 fun at the party...and at school...and work. I mean, basically anywhere they go.

1. You don't say?

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Davithofglencracken

2. No, John Chewing invented chewing.

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RaaviRaviticus

3. Damn, we got a math wiz over here!

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holduppup

4. Lucky guesses on the letters, I guess.

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ProfAvi

5. The whoosher becomes the whooshee.

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FlyWereAble

6. Bro you're missing a CLASSIC Waluigi joke.

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Puppydot

7. You do realize Jamie Hyneman is a human?

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KCETZ

8. C'mon Rainbow Six Siege, keep up with your internet jokes.

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willemHE

9. That's so dumb? Or you're so dumb?

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schmidtydo

10. Fun fact: The 'everything' in everything bagels does not actually include every possible thing on earth.

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Adog311

11. You don't say?

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succjaw

12. Silly fool, violins aren't for living.

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oiracam



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The world is a difficult place sometimes. There are good things and bad things, and sometimes you'd wish the former could just kick the latter to the bottom of the stairs. People have been expressing these sentiments on twitter and a fun new meme format was created as a result. We rounded up some of our favorites for your content pleasure. Please enjoy these 12 things that clearly need to be kicked down the stairs:

1. Classical Music

2. Trashy Lettuces 


3. Wasting Time On Taking Care Of Yourself 



4. Overly Heterosexual Television 


5. School Fairs That Aren't Worth Your Time 

6. Your Ability To Control Yourself At The Olive Garden 



7. The Pledge of Allegiance 


8. The Bad Guy From Home Alone

9. Weather Inappropriate Clothing 



10. Any Level Of Adversity 

11. Enemies of Sparta 

12. People Who Can't Keep Up With New Meme Formats



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12 Things That Clearly Need To Be Kicked Down The Stairs

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The world is a difficult place sometimes. There are good things and bad things, and sometimes you'd wish the former could just kick the latter to the bottom of the stairs. People have been expressing these sentiments on twitter and a fun new meme format was created as a result. We rounded up some of our favorites for your content pleasure. Please enjoy these 12 things that clearly need to be kicked down the stairs:

1. Classical Music

2. Trashy Lettuces 


3. Wasting Time On Taking Care Of Yourself 



4. Overly Heterosexual Television 


5. School Fairs That Aren't Worth Your Time 

6. Your Ability To Control Yourself At The Olive Garden 



7. The Pledge of Allegiance 


8. The Bad Guy From Home Alone

9. Weather Inappropriate Clothing 



10. Any Level Of Adversity 

11. Enemies of Sparta 

12. People Who Can't Keep Up With New Meme Formats



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1. I make it rain on those (incarcerated) hoes

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2. Funny how that works isn't it

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3. We must be more stringent with them, for America's sake

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4. Whaddya think?

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5. How does this figure into God's Plan I ask myself

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6. Back! Back I say!

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7. Gotta get hit by Joe Lo Truglio's car to make any money out here

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8. How could you do such an unspeakable thing!

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9. It's a tough one, I know

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10. Pal you're also gonna need about 2-3 of these before any job will look at ya

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11. INTERESTING

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12. You fools, all you care about is buying Boardwalk

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12 Late Stage Capitalism Memes That Are Gonna Cost Ya

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1. I make it rain on those (incarcerated) hoes

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2. Funny how that works isn't it

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3. We must be more stringent with them, for America's sake

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4. Whaddya think?

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5. How does this figure into God's Plan I ask myself

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6. Back! Back I say!

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7. Gotta get hit by Joe Lo Truglio's car to make any money out here

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8. How could you do such an unspeakable thing!

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9. It's a tough one, I know

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10. Pal you're also gonna need about 2-3 of these before any job will look at ya

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11. INTERESTING

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12. You fools, all you care about is buying Boardwalk

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