12 Tweets About Vegans That Burn Brighter Than the Fire We Roast Weenies On

If a vegan doesn't tell someone they're a vegan, then are they really, truly a vegan? I mean, yeah, some vegans aren't smug little turds that have to remind people they don't eat meat because it's unethical, but let's be real. Most vegans (at least on the internet) have a compulsive need to tell meatheads that what they're doing is wrong because CHICKENS HAVE FEELINGS TOO!

And to that we say yeah, we know. It makes them taste better. 

1. I ALSO save lives!

*someone starts having a heart attack*

person: is anyone here a doctor

vegan: im a vegan

-- updog (@uptowndogfunk) August 8, 2015

2. So...you're not boarding the flight, ma'am?

"Last call for flight 254"

[Runs to gate]

"You barely made it"

[out of breath] This isnt my flight. I just wanted to tell you I'm a vegan

-- Saucy Kensington🇨🇱 (@Book_Krazy) August 31, 2015

3. The bar was condemned shortly after. 

An atheist, a vegan, and a CrossFitter walk into a bar. I only know because they told everyone within two minutes.

-- Matthew Tuthill (@MCTuthill) November 12, 2014

4. FISH HAVE FEELINGS (maybe?) 

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Give a vegan a fish and you'll never hear the end of it.

-- Dean Burnett (@garwboy) December 6, 2015

5. *vegetables intensify* 

When you're a vegan and haven't told anyone in 8 minutes pic.twitter.com/3oGjWUxr12

-- my name jjeff dog (@nigahiga1818188) December 12, 2015

6. I am SO sorry Mrs. Rutabaga

GF: don't worry, my mom will love you. just don't mention meat, she's a hardcore vegan

Me: got it

[Later]

Her mom: hello

Me: hi nice to meet OH FUCK I'M SO SORRY

-- your bff alex (@psybermonkey) July 1, 2018

7. Even the Scottish get it. 

Imagine being a fuckin vegan, walking hame after a night oot steaming like "fuck me i could go a cabbage supper"

-- jake knowles (@knowlsie18) January 27, 2017

8. Et tu, du boeuf?

[getting stabbed]

"I'm a vegan"

-- MisoSilly (@SeiYoung83) December 6, 2015

9. *Aliens roll eyes and drop you out into the vastness of space*

[aliens dissecting me]
"Can u tell I'm a vegan?"

-- Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) September 30, 2015

10. Please, tell my wife and child that...I'm a vegan. 

Reporter:  How do you feel about all this?
Man in windshield:  I just wanted to say I'm vegan. pic.twitter.com/kclqJ3AsjG

-- orange shirt guy (@awkwardphilippe) October 15, 2015

11. This is how you get someone to short circuit. 

If you're a vegan who ran a marathon & got your dogs from a shelter, how do you decide which thing to wedge into the conversation first?

-- Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) April 19, 2012

12. Our baby will only drink beet juice. 

Honey if you don't let the doctor install this vegan placenta our baby will be born a murderer is that what you want

-- Daniel Kibblesmith ☃️ (@kibblesmith) December 12, 2015

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