16 Hilarious Tweets Of What People Yell When They Cum

If you're looking to mix up your dirty talk from just "Choke me Daddy", may we suggest giving "MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL" a shot?

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#ThingsIYellWhenICum According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly.

-- AMouuze (@arouuze) December 30, 2016

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#ThingsIYellWhenICum MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL

-- 🎉new years bun🎉 (@unsaddening) December 30, 2016

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RIGHT BEFORE: "WHAT IS A MAN?!"
RIGHT AFTER: "A miserable pile of secrets!"#ThingsIYellWhenICum

-- Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) December 30, 2016

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#ThingsIYellWhenICum the krusty krab is unfair, mr krabs is in there, standing at the concession, plotting his oppression !

-- katherine 💐 (@galitarian_eg) December 30, 2016

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In the criminal justice system sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous In New York City the dedicated #ThingsIYellWhenICum

-- 0ddxhild (@PurpleKloudz) December 30, 2016

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#ThingsIYellWhenICum I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT AND I NEED CASH NOW

-- ㅤ (@younggwhite) December 30, 2016

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#ThingsIYellWhenICum I LACK EMOTIONAL PERMANENCE I HOPE U STILL LIKE ME

-- krys (@slowtowned) December 30, 2016

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#ThingsIYellWhenICum
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN West Philadelphia, born and raised

-- MasterTP10 (@MasterTP1) December 30, 2016

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#ThingsIYellWhenICum ing out of my cage and I've been doin just fine gotta gotta be down because I want it all

-- ranch daddy (@saraawiler) December 30, 2016

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#ThingsIYellWhenICum
Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with mesothelioma?

-- isaiah 🎆 (@_iiissaiah) December 30, 2016

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#ThingsIYellWhenICum

I'm Rick Harrison and This Is My Pawn Shop.

-- Travita b Burrell (@TravitaBBurrell) December 30, 2016

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#ThingsIYellWhenICum FOR A GREAT LOW RATE YOU CAN GET ONLINE, GO TO THE GENERAL AND SAVE SOME TIME!

-- J Ā Y B. (@jah_briel) December 30, 2016

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#ThingsIYellWhenICum P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney

-- José (@Josesitoh94) December 30, 2016

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#ThingsIYellWhenICum i have depression and anxiety

-- ️ (@mervevstheworld) December 25, 2016

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#ThingsIYellWhenICum Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony....but everything changed when the fire nation attacked

-- TyTy🐯 (@tyeasjamez) December 30, 2016

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#ThingsIyellwhenIcum http://pic.twitter.com/y2MrFZwoV6

-- 404 チキンスープ™ (@404_velox) August 6, 2016

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If you're still looking for New Year's Resolutions, feel free to take a page out of these people's lives because they clearly have it all figured out.

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Somebody's gotta keep the mood light around here.

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If you don't like to GAME then you normies just won't GET THESE.

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