12 High Schoolers Who Absolutely Nailed Their Yearbook Quote

Well played, students. Well played.

1.

KevlarYarmulke

2.

pkjamming

3.

mike-90

4.

smosh

5.

Alabaster_Sugarfoot

6.

lifebuzz

7.

worldwideinterweb

8.

hercampus

9.

fusionyearbooks

10.

sneakhype

11.

doseoffunny

12.

cosmopolitan

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11 Brutal Fails That'll Take Some Recovery Time

These failures are gonna sting for a while.

1. Never get too cocky.

pm_your_huge_chode

2. Oh god, the pain.

AFV

3. These two kept 'their' fails in the family.

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4. Slow-mo fails are the most embarrassing fails.

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5. Flips on the sand aren't easy.

AFV

6. This guy isn't winning the Heisman any time soon.

OHMAGIF

7.

H-Wood

8. This one will sting for a while from embarrassment. 

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9. So THAT'S what those balls are for.

AFV

10. This is why playgrounds are for kids.

AFV

11. Eh, this one still looks worth it.

 CHEEZBURGER

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Seinfeld Gets Trolled After Asking Twitter About Bee Movie Sequel

Standup comedian, host of 'Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee' , and guy I don't really need to be introing Jerry Seinfeld took to Twitter recently spouting off a fairly innocent question regarding the possibility of creating a sequel to the 2007 'Bee Movie'. 

What about "Bee Movie 2"?
What's going on with that?
Should I?
Any interest?

-- Jerry Seinfeld (@JerrySeinfeld) July 30, 2016

Seems innocent enough, right? But instead of some simple yes's or no's, he instead accidentally opened the floodgates to the wraths of hell that is Twitter jokes and puns and general troll-foolery.

So do what you will with your sequel, in the meantime we'll be over here enjoying the joke responses. Hopefully it will be as funny.

And let this be a lesson to you, Jerry: Never go to Twitter with a legitimate question.

1.

.@JerrySeinfeld I'd bee down for that

-- Ray :D (@RayNarvaezJr) July 30, 2016

2.

@JerrySeinfeld jerry what's the deal with beequals

-- Andy Orin (@andyorin) July 30, 2016

3.

@JerrySeinfeld I think you once said, "Never give the people what they want" (no Seinfeld reboot). Does that mean you will do Bee Movie 2?

-- Manny Randhawa (@MannyRsports) July 30, 2016

4.

.@JerrySeinfeld YOU BETTER NOT BE FUCKING PLAYING WITH US JERY

-- Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) July 30, 2016

5.

.@JerrySeinfeld https://t.co/7pacLhakhB

-- Jason Bailey (@jasondashbailey) July 30, 2016

6.

@JerrySeinfeld u should call it "C Movie" feel free to use this

-- dan mentos (@DanMentos) July 30, 2016

7.

@DanMentos @JerrySeinfeld I'd B more interested in C'ing A movie.

This retort hurt my brain.

-- Jason DeSomer (@jdesomer) July 30, 2016

8.

@JerrySeinfeld there seems to be quite a buzz. See what I did there?

-- Gary Kevorkian (@GARY805) July 30, 2016

9.

@JerrySeinfeld it's about darn time! It's been getting kinda stale masturbating to the same heckin movie every day

-- Vaping Sonic (@VapingSonic) July 30, 2016

10.

.@JerrySeinfeld Yes, and the title will be "2 Bee Movie or not 2 Bee Movie: That is the Sequel," with all credit to me. Thank you.

-- Brock Baker (@BrockBaker) July 30, 2016

There you have it, absolutely nothing accomplished. Thanks again, Twitter!

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12 Pics Of Bill Clinton Having Too Much Fun With Balloons After Hillary's DNC Speech

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10 Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Millennials vs. Baby Boomers

Millennials - they're just a bunch of lazy, entitled, overly-sensitive crybabies, right? Well, no. The idea that you can summarize an entire generation with such lazy stereotypes (that also aren't actually based on anything) is a little ridiculous, but gets more ridiculous when you consider "millennials" is an insanely broad idea that's not reflective of anything, since it's a term made-up by a marketing company. Our own Adam Conover gave a presentation explaining why "millennials" aren't really even a thing.

Regardless, here are a few tweets that perfectly summarize the generational divide.

1. "Next Week: Are Millennials Breathing Too Much?"

need it to live. next question http://pic.twitter.com/PrkFHlhZ6U

-- brian feldman (@bafeldman) August 14, 2015

2. No, seriously, they really did.

"millennials are idiots" - the generation that made a millionaire out of the creator of the pet rock

-- andy levy (@andylevy) August 13, 2015

3. Baby Boomers just don't understand why young people aren't buying hyper-expensive rocks

@TheEconomist I work at a grocery store

-- Lifelong Valor Fan (@CowlonFullerton) July 1, 2016

4. Maybe Brexit wouldn't have passed if millennials would just explain Snapchat to an old person?

millennial: [takes a few too many selfies for instagram]
baby boomer: [destroys the british, continental, and global economy in one day]

-- harambe vehicle spur (@JoeLovellM) June 24, 2016

5. And actually, Pokemon GO has actually ADDED to the overall economy in pretty significant ways.

why are baby boomers so mad at everything millennials do. when we're bored we play Pokémon. when you're bored u ruin economies. who's worse

-- farwz (@farwzaz) July 13, 2016

6. So the Baby Boomers caused one of the biggest global financial disasters in history? YOU MILLENNIALS WON'T STOP LOOKING AT YOUR DANG PHONES!

If I had a dollar for every time a BabyBoomer complained about my generation, I'd have enough money to buy a house in the market they ruined

-- Talia Cry@theMoon (@talzir) March 15, 2015

7. To be fair, old people laugh at internet memes too, but they're all weird Christian ones featuring the Minions.

"This generation can't take a joke"

Our entire generation laughs at fucking internet memes all day long we just don't like racist jokes

-- baby b Ⓥ (@ahoybailey) August 22, 2015

8. Um, only HALF of the older generation is trying to ban entire groups of people based on stereotypes and racist beliefs.

"Did you see that millennial taking a selfie? Ugh. What a waste of time."
"Hey, so your generation is trying to ban Muslims & Mexicans."

-- Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) June 3, 2016

9. Thank goodness for the wise older generation

me: say a big number.
millenial: DUHHhhh... 10. can i have a participation trophy now duhh
Wise 37 year old [smiling serenely]: One million.

-- g0m (@g0m) September 14, 2015

10. Here's what it boils down to...

A millennial is any young person you don't like.

-- Kashana (@kashanacauley) April 30, 2016

And in case you still are angry at Millennials for some reason...

 

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17 Eyeroll GIFs That Are Gonna Get Stuck That Way If They're Not Careful

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