Some may consider puns the lowest form of humor and they are not entirely wrong. But it takes a big person to admit that "yeah, I like puns. So what? Wanna fight about it? Come over here and I'll give you a real good PUNch to the face."
1.
it was the busta rhymes, it was the wursta rhymes
-- mustard (@nice_mustard) August 23, 2012
2.
Can't stop writing my memoir. Story of my life.
-- Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) July 22, 2015
3.
MAN- I have acute pain in my chest
-- Geoffrey Asmus (@filthyson) December 29, 2015
DOC- How cute?
MAN- Corgi in a little sweater
DOC- Dear God, you have five minutes to live
4.
I'm giving up autocorrect for Lend
-- Megan Amram (@meganamram) February 17, 2016
5.
Dentist: hm looks like you have a cavity. a big gaping hole
-- Toler Wolfe (@oswolfe) January 27, 2016
Me: oh no where
Dentist: *touches heart* right here
Me: what is this about
6.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I see a lot of new faces in the room this week and I'm very disappointed with all of you.
-- one of the good ones (@jaggings) April 7, 2014
7.
i can't see how someone would want to change their gender
-- Sammy Arechar (@sammyarechar) January 18, 2016
*puts on transition glasses*
ok now i do!
8.
"Excuse me, doctor - my husband was rushed in with violent spasms in his buttocks. Where is he?"
-- Jason (@NickMotown) May 22, 2013
"ICU baby, shaking that ass"
9.
Could you please not joke about the grammar nazis my grammar and grampar barely escaped them
-- Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) February 14, 2016
10.
The grocery store was having this crazy sale on a specific fruit. it was bananas
-- Drew Janda (@drewjanda) February 4, 2016
11.
If you work out a lot you might get a trophy. If you don't work out at all you might get atrophy.
-- Tom Gannon (@TheTomGannon) November 20, 2015
12.
Women who wear heels all the time are probably unstable.
-- Reena Calm (@ReenaCalm) December 7, 2015
13.
Just finished writing a history of clocks. It's about time
-- donni (@donni) March 4, 2016
14.
"IS A DOLPHIN WHAT?!" - Hitler's wife answering the phone
-- October Jones (@OctoberJones) April 13, 2013
15.
I'm really nostalgic for my alarm clock. It always reminds me of this one time.
-- Collin Klug (@CollinKlug) February 4, 2016
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