So somebody out there is destined to win $1.5 billion dollars -- or around $658 million after taxes if you take the lump sum payment. That's STILL like, a lot of zeros, you guys. What does one do with all that cash though? (Besides become a Howard Hughes hermit and cut themselves off from the world.) Well, Twitter is sure full of stupid ideas...
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if i win the powerball im sending matt damon back to space
-- Cody Ko (@codyk) January 10, 2016
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If I win the Powerball I can finally achieve my dream: to be rended limb from limb by an angry mob
-- Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) January 12, 2016
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If I win the powerball i'm going to move in with your dad. I'm going to either way. I'm your new stepmom.
-- Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) January 11, 2016
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