Vital information for your everyday life.
1. Such is the great balance of life, einherjar81
The bathtub drain gets clogged by long hair very, very easily. Which is why it gets pasted on the walls of the shower. Any attempts to prevent one will result in the other.
2. BorecoleMyriad, woven from angel hairs or shower hairs?
Paper towels are expensive... the way my wife talks about them, they are woven from angel hairs and can't be used without express written consent.
Same for Clorox wipes, but worse.
3. Shouldn't take more than five minutes Haunini, just hold tight
4. While you were busy reading this your girl just got starving - thanks a lot auad
That the difference of "I'm not hungry at all" and "I'm going to eat you alive because I'm desperately hungry" is about 5 seconds.
5. Like the metric system, this should be the global standard, but men have to be all 'United States' about it . Via _____i____
The toilet seat AND lid belong in the down position when it's not in use.
It looks better and the dog doesn't drink out of it.
6. It's not fair only one of us gets to rest, Orderves
That there is apparently a wrong way to put the milk in the fridge.
Also, if she can't sleep, I'm not allowed to either.
7. Something like, "BEEP BEEP I'M NOT AN INTRUDER" should do, right Jamesdane123?
If they come home at night and don't expect you to be home, make some kind of you-specific, but non-threatening noise somewhere on the other side of the house BEFORE you say hi to them. DO NOT just pop you head around the corner and say hi. Girls coming home at night to an "empty" house are in pins and needles, even if they don't know it.
8. Can't say I'm familiar with this one, nayyyf15 but hey I'll take your word for it
When they pee, it's really loud. Not the urine hitting the water, but when it comes out of them. I never knew.
9. aquasun666 this is key otherwise you go crazy like in the Shining and murder one another and stuff
I learned "personal time" is VERY IMPORTANT to have, especially if you sleep in the same room. Having our time, separated in different rooms, doing different activities. It's best not to spend every waking moment together.
10. -eDgAR- preaching the gospel. You'll be able to open up a museum of these motherfuckers
You'll start finding these EVERYWHERE. No wonder they come in packs with so many of them.
11. howtocleanyourpots creams rule everything around me CREAM get the creams, dolla dolla creams ya'll
Now I understand why so much floor space in the grocery store is devoted to creams, lotions, soaps, shampoos, remedies, band aids, hair management and makeup. Also why there's a whole industry devoted to products to hold and organize that stuff.
Also, evidently sheets need to be changed on a regular weekly schedule. Who knew?
12. But...it's so much easier if everything goes in the dryer, Bubbagump210
Bras with underwires NEVER go in the dryer.
13. Consider it a tasteful garnish, Xitbitzy
Hair EVERYWHERE.
Like seriously, it's like living with a gang of wookies. Nothing makes me gag more when i accidentally swallow a long strand of hair when eating.
14. Again, thisrockismyboone - tasteful garnish
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