14 Tattoo Fails That Are Scarier Than "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre"

It's ALIVE!!

Just kidding, it's just a tattoo so y'know, it's not actually alive.

But it IS permanent as hell so, that's pretty terrifying if you ask us. So next time you think about getting a discount tattoo remember, it might haunt you forever! OoooOOOOOOooo!

1. I spelled it wrong for a REASON, guys.

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2. Lace underwear? Baby feet? No one knows for sure. 

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3. Beeblejus has risen!

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4. CamarNO!

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5. Alice in Blunderland. 

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6. Get out me swamp!

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7. Hulk SMASH!

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8. America the shame. 

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9. Give Grandma Marilyn a kiss. 

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10. Wait until you see it's mouth...

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11. This is why you don't skip leg day!

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12. Why be accurate when you can be terrible?

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13. Do you want Hep C? This is how you get Hep C. 

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14. This is why you stay is school. 

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16 Legal Things That People Would Ban If They Could

Holy sh*t, some of these minor annoyances are actually majorly aggrevating. But if nothing else, hopefully you can find comfort knowing others share your annoyances and would TOTALLY ban them if they had the power.

1. gjbbb -- $4 to 'handle' imaginary tickets.

Ticketmaster outrageous charges.

2. Gabriel_Logan_ -- see above.

Unknown fees added right before you pay.

3. Urine_van_der_Sloot -- I always feel like they KNOW their prices suck when they do this move.

Restaurants/bars not listing the price of alcoholic beverages on the menu.

4. codexofthemoon -- popups of all kinds suck.

Ads that ask you to subscribe to some sort of newsletter within 5 seconds of viewing a webpage. Why would I subscribe to a site that does that? I can't even see the content I'm subscribing to, the ad is blocking the whole fucking page.

5. BigDaddyTy -- they hold so much power over our meme-viewing.

Internet service providers being able to throttle your internet, when it goes slow they flip a couple of switches and all of a sudden you're back to a proper speed only to realize a week later you're back where you started.

6. Rosalind4744 -- yeah this is a confusing one.

Why do I have to pay extra to pay my bills online?? Just let me pay my bills!!

7. 800oz_gorilla -- literally could be $50 or $500.

How much is this medical procedure going to cost me?

Well we don't really know, but you're obligated to pay all of whatever we decide it to be.

8. justingolden21 -- The tip-off is the 3 second delay before someone talks.

Spam calls. Complete bullshit. My grandma gets about 30 a day and she can't even trust whoever calls her. Such a fucking waste of time. Fucking assholes

9. asillynert -- yeaaaaah, this one is shady as hell.

Selling customers information

10. PrideandTentacles -- have an ounce of tolerance, please.

No tolerance policies in schools, I fell short of them as a child and now as a teacher I still disagree with them.

11. I-Am-Gaynadian -- fuck these commercials for making me scramble for my remote.

Ads that suddenly get loud for no reason.

12. EpicTrev -- also, place who put the sticker in an important visible spot...why?

Those stickers that when you try to peel it off it leaves most of it stuck on.

13. floormat1000 -- tricky tricky tricky

free trials that don't cancel after the trial is up, but start charging your card since you forgot about it

14. numbah19 -- you've been called out, online pet supply shops.

Commercials with ringing doorbells. Especially from online pet supply shops, who should damn well know better.

15. b8le -- less and less mail is legitimate these days.

Junk mail

Especially when it's not even addressed to you, just 'Our Neighbor" or 'To our friends at'.

16. PierceMatau -- yeah, and then making a career out of it. Bizarre.

Paparazzi! it's literally legal stalking. like following people around and taking pictures without their consent? how is that okay?

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10 Stupid Sexy Things That Will Confuse Your Genitals

If you get aroused, fine. If you don't get aroused, also fine. There is no right or wrong reaction to these confusing sexual products.

1. This is a buttplug. This is all I know and can explain.

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2. Cookie dough lube. Yum?

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3. Corn on the cock, I guess.

AliExpress

4. Spongebob condoms in a can...nothing weird about that, right?

AliExpress

5. Not sure what this thing is or does, but it's listed as a sex toy.

vhomes

6. Putin butt plug. Weird when that's the normal one of the bunch.

NewSonia

7. "Love light candles"

AliExpress

8. Some people REALLY love burgers.

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9. Edible underwear, but it's beef jerky.

hazysummersky

10. "Haha, get it? It's like Oral-Be, but also cuz I want you to oral me, Steve!"

Etsy

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14 MANIACS Who Are a Serious Danger to Themselves and Others

1. You're gonna go away for a looooooong time missy

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2. How can modern society let a man like this walk the streets with the rest of us

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3. 😂 😂  gotta look out for gingevitis everywhere 😂 😂 

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4. Ok, this party is officially LIT YOU'RE THE KING CHRIS

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5. The swat team is about to bust through these windows and take you straight the fuck to jail

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6. The madman did it, he actually ordered steamed cheese

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7. And then he, get this, BLEW OUT THE CANDLES!!!!

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8. When he wakes up, he's gonna realize all the bread is on his face! The dolt!

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9.

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10.

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11. Classic OWEN

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12. If you continue to tempt the Gods like this, they will strike man down with a vicious blow

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13. RIP

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14. Son, step away from the computer. You don't need to do this.

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