12 Hilariously Weird SFW Moments Taken from Porn

If you're watching porn and well, uh, skipping the plot stuff, you're missing out on a goldmine of weirdness that r/SFWPornGifs has stumbled upon and graciously shared with everyone. Props to these pornstars for flexing their acting muscles outside of their sex-comfort zones.

1. Nothing satiates my tummy like a handful of marshmallows.

via Nokel

2. Hey that's no way to talk to someon- Oh. Nevermind. That's a reasonable request.

 

via Leeharveygaypoo

3. Goodbye forever, grandpa.

 

via Nokel

4. Seriously Iggy where are you?

via J_Fed

5. You know what? Making pizza is more trouble than it's worth.

via RunningMoto

6. The appropriate way to run an establishment.

via Nokel

7. Nothing gets me going quite like shooting Elvis in the head with a crossbow.

via RunningMoto

8. Only one?!?

via RunningMoto

9. WASTED.

via Osoguineapig

11. Hopefully those hedge clippers didn't make their way into the whole sex part.

via RunningMoto

12. Yeah, I'm gonna pass on whatever porno this is.

via MadMenopause

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10 Perfect Responses to Guys Texting Some Thirsty Sh*t

Some people just need to have their texting priviledges revoked because, gross.

If your first response to seeing someone attractive on a dating site is immediately talk about sticking a dick somewhere in and around said person, you deserve these hilarious comebacks. 

Now enjoy the humiliation, dickneedle. 

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via yonderposerbreaks 

3. (Molly is another name for MDMA)

via i_prefer_parakeets

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via grand_ELLusion3

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via miss_beat

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via Solumos

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via HannahPalindrome____

8. "Billy Madison is my go to response now"

 

via shypster

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via lilituba

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12 Hellish Coworkers You'll Be Glad You Don't Work With

That noisy eater who sits beside you at work isn't going to seem so bad after reading these horror stories. Seriously, where the hell was HR in these situations?

Prepare to cringe.

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