Start the New Year Off Right By Syncing These Tunes to the Stroke of Midnight

For too long we as a species have limited our New Year's Eve experience to just a ball dropping. But friends, what if I were to tell you this year, to ring in 2018, you could synchronize your favorite song, show, movie - WHATEVER to hit alongside that big ass ball drop?

Modern day Da Vinci @blondedocean is to thank for this revolutionary idea that will improve our New Years parties for centuries to come.

If you start listening to "Nights" by Frank Ocean on December 31st at 11:56:30, the transition in the song will be perfectly synced with the switch from 2017 to 2018 at midnight. Which is a great way to end and start the year. 🤞🏾

-- Blonded. (@blondedocean) December 15, 2017

The masses have embraced this idea and humbly offer their own spins on it that you are more than welcome to steal and act like you came up with it. For an even further catered experience, hit up enter2018right.com cause they've got a handful of songs and instructions of when to start them. No need for Auld Lang Syne anymore, motherfuckers.

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If you play Shrek 2's Holding Out for a Hero at 11:59:20 on New Year's Eve, then the exact moment Fairy Godmother says "HIT IT" will occur precisely at midnight. Start off your new year right http://pic.twitter.com/BRISPQ2CPQ

-- The Hoistest with the Moistest (@Reid_ums) December 19, 2017

2.

If you play Mans Not Hot by Big Shaq at 23:57:30 on New Year's Eve the ting will go skkkrrrraaah at exactly midnight. Start off your new year right.

-- Marley (@MarleyThirteen) December 20, 2017

3.

if you play Mr. Brightside by The Killers at 11:59:47pm on December 31st you can start your new year by coming out of your cage

-- Meg♤//17 (@bIindmelcn) December 17, 2017

4.

if you play the Home Improvement theme on December 31st at 11:59:10, Tim Allen's grunt will play right as the clock strikes midnight. Start off your new year right.

-- Casey Briggs (@CaseyBriggs) December 17, 2017

5.

If you start "The Waterboy" at 10:49:34 on New Year's Eve, at midnight Bobby Boucher will show up at halftime and you'll start 2018 with the Mud Dogs winning the Bourbon Bowl.

Start your year off right. http://pic.twitter.com/Kr9qcK5LET

-- ESPN (@espn) December 26, 2017

6.

If you play "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus at exactly 11:57:10 on December 31st, you'll hear "I came in like a Wrecking Ball" as the clock strikes midnight. Enter 2018 the right way.

-- sasha (@SmilersReborn) December 17, 2017

7.

if you start watching captain america: the winter soldier at 22:01:23 then steve will say "i'm with you till the end of the line" as the clock strikes twelve. begin your new year right.

-- sam (@stvnbcky) December 16, 2017

8.

If you start having mediocre missionary sex at exactly 11.58.02 on New Year's Eve he'll finish & you'll be left unsatisfied by midnight.

Start your 2018 off right.

-- Kay Maxwell (@kay_maxwell) December 20, 2017

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start your 2018 off right: if you play "Monster" by kanye west at 11:56:25PM on new year's eve, Nicki's verse will start right as the clock strikes midnight

-- sweet boy (@TherapyDad_) December 17, 2017

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start your 2018 the way all iconic things do: with the stranger things theme song.
if you play the stranger things theme on december 31st at 11:58:53 PM the final notes will play right as the clock strikes 12 & you can live your 2018 like a stranger things episode.
your welcome.

-- anna (@dearlyfinn) December 17, 2017

11.

If you play The Office (US) S5:E9 "Frame Toby" at exactly 11:58:36pm on New Year's Eve, Michael Scott Will scream "NOOOOOO, NOOO GOD PLEASE NO. NOOO. NOO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" exactly at midnight, start your 2018 off right, It's a Monday.

-- Austin Alvarez (@CoachAlvie44) December 21, 2017

12.

if you play all star by smash mouth at exactly 11:59:22pm on december 31, the first "hey now" will play at exactly midnight
start off your new year right

-- ri (@holographil) December 17, 2017

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if you play "bring me to life" by evanescence at exactly 11:59:08 on new years eve, the first "wake me up" will play at exactly midnight. start off your new year right

-- oob (@tmcripple) December 16, 2017

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If you lift your left foot on December 31st at 11:59:59 at exactly 12am you will start the new year off on the right foot

-- Jared (@pie_rocks76) December 18, 2017

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13 Bowler Memes That Are a Perfect 300

Trade in your shoes and buy some nasty ass chicken tenders cause it's time to hit the lanes for a meme so hot it doesn't need bumpers. 

1. I mean...uh....SHIT

via SpooningThemSoftly

2. Time to sit back and watch everyone else get me a B- baby

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3. There better not be a goddamn pin standing, young man

via Kill723

4. Guys where are you going? Guys?

via Call_me_Joey

5. Now that that's over let us make sure we never make good on these plans ever

via imadethisonebitch

6. You see, Lanky is actually really misunderstood (1/890)

via Azumarill99

7. Can't hit the pins if you can never throw the ball forward

via allmebabyyyy

8. HERE COMES THE MONAYYYYY

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9. Boutta 7/10 split this skull of mine

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10. NO THANK YOU PLEASE

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11. No but seriously have a very Happy New Year Patricia

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12. There's always gotta be someone who does it

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13. If that's not a strike, bowling just night not be your sport pal

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14 Men Share Lady Facts They Learned From Living With Women

Vital information for your everyday life.

1. Such is the great balance of life, einherjar81

The bathtub drain gets clogged by long hair very, very easily. Which is why it gets pasted on the walls of the shower. Any attempts to prevent one will result in the other.

2. BorecoleMyriad, woven from angel hairs or shower hairs?

Paper towels are expensive... the way my wife talks about them, they are woven from angel hairs and can't be used without express written consent.

Same for Clorox wipes, but worse.

3. Shouldn't take more than five minutes Haunini, just hold tight

that the best time to clean the house is right before we have to leave to go somewhere.

4. While you were busy reading this your girl just got starving - thanks a lot auad

That the difference of "I'm not hungry at all" and "I'm going to eat you alive because I'm desperately hungry" is about 5 seconds.

5. Like the metric system, this should be the global standard, but men have to be all 'United States' about it . Via _____i____

The toilet seat AND lid belong in the down position when it's not in use.

It looks better and the dog doesn't drink out of it.

6. It's not fair only one of us gets to rest, Orderves

That there is apparently a wrong way to put the milk in the fridge.

Also, if she can't sleep, I'm not allowed to either.

7. Something like, "BEEP BEEP I'M NOT AN INTRUDER" should do, right Jamesdane123?

If they come home at night and don't expect you to be home, make some kind of you-specific, but non-threatening noise somewhere on the other side of the house BEFORE you say hi to them. DO NOT just pop you head around the corner and say hi. Girls coming home at night to an "empty" house are in pins and needles, even if they don't know it.

8. Can't say I'm familiar with this one, nayyyf15 but hey I'll take your word for it

When they pee, it's really loud. Not the urine hitting the water, but when it comes out of them. I never knew.

9. aquasun666 this is key otherwise you go crazy like in the Shining and murder one another and stuff

I learned "personal time" is VERY IMPORTANT to have, especially if you sleep in the same room. Having our time, separated in different rooms, doing different activities. It's best not to spend every waking moment together.

10. -eDgAR- preaching the gospel. You'll be able to open up a museum of these motherfuckers

You'll start finding these EVERYWHERE. No wonder they come in packs with so many of them.

11. howtocleanyourpots creams rule everything around me CREAM get the creams, dolla dolla creams ya'll

Now I understand why so much floor space in the grocery store is devoted to creams, lotions, soaps, shampoos, remedies, band aids, hair management and makeup. Also why there's a whole industry devoted to products to hold and organize that stuff.

Also, evidently sheets need to be changed on a regular weekly schedule. Who knew?

12. But...it's so much easier if everything goes in the dryer, Bubbagump210

Bras with underwires NEVER go in the dryer.

13. Consider it a tasteful garnish, Xitbitzy

Hair EVERYWHERE.

Like seriously, it's like living with a gang of wookies. Nothing makes me gag more when i accidentally swallow a long strand of hair when eating.

14. Again, thisrockismyboone - tasteful garnish

Don't forget about the weekly "how the hell did this strand of hair get wrapped around my dick?"

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13 Honest Answers That'll Make You Feel Better About Yourself

We pride ourselves on being relatively honest people, especially when it comes to the tough questions. 

Gotta admit, though, it feels good.jpg to be able to relate to other weirdos out there, because what's better than uniting with like-minded people?

Honesty is definitely the best policy and these guys have got that down to a science. 

1. Yes, yes but also yes. 

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2. Can you feel the love tonight?

via damnimacoldasshonkey

3. Teach 'em young.

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4. This guy practices self-love.

via DJfistpump

5. Finally an honest politician. 

via hightechkid9

6. This kid has his shit together. 

via allenme213

7. A proud mom. 

via x_mololo_x

8. Sometimes, you gotta sell yourself a little short. 

via ThatIsSoReagan

9. BECOME the douche. 

via endlesspursuit

10. Education is important. 

via Bobbysan

11. An honest dating profile is 1 in a million. 

via hmkasun

12. "I'm going to be healthy!" 6 months later...

via theboyjones

13. You've got my vote!

via AggressivebyNature

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