11 Clowns Who Got Straight Up Verbally Dunked On

Grab some bench there pal, your ass just dunked on HARD. Just sit there and think about how stupid you look and how much everyone is laughing at you.

1. Owen Wilson's running around saying muffled, noseless "Wows" left and right.

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2. Why dontcha tell us what you're doing here, huh? See you brought a bunch of wine coolers?

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3. I've never watched a Syfy original series and still know this is perfect.

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4. Give the dude a life sentence for sentencing you to life with those monstrocities.

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5. Too soon?

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6. Heheheh 69. Nice.

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7. Whoever told you Hillary Clinton's haircut was the move was wrong, man.

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8. Captain America would never lie to me.

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9. This girl is Crimson Chin and Cleft The Boy Chin Wonder all in one.

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10. Gettin this guy and Jesus in one room would make for a pretty fucking great party.

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11. A jawline that doubles as a can-opener.

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11 Tinderers Who Were Straight Up Roasted Into Dating Oblivion

Sometimes Tinder is less a "dating" app and more of a "soul-crushing, I-am-now-forever-depressed" app.

1. Bill ded.

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2. "Vegas humor"

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3. Rickard, that opening line is just asking to be roasted.

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4. To be fair, not every girl will assume you're setting up a pickup line.

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5. When you come on strong, expect the same back.

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6. I feel like she got #1 without asking for it.

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7. Burnt and he knew it.

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8. Harolds everywhere are outraged.

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9. ...opinion on rim jobs should never be the first 4 words to a new human being.

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10. But for real, someone create a baby translating app.

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11. To be fair, he DID ask for it.

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12 Texts That Will Make You Scream "HOLY NECKBEARD, BATMAN!"

What's arrognat, round and has more hair on it's neck than face?

YOU GUESSED IT!

It's the wild neckbeardian (of the homosapien species), best known for it's ravenous appetite for Doritios and it's mating plumage, the fedora. 

1. M'rejection.

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